Lol  | Posted: at 26-03-2011 09:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Kennee") Kennee at 26-03-2011 09:55 PM (14 years ago)  (m) You shouldn't have run away like that.. na waoo, is it first time you're seeing such mighty jungle been cutting down . You would have at least go outside and close the door again and repeat the knocking in a hard way.
Very Simple D yeye Guy wan See before
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE | Posted: at 26-03-2011 09:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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My neighbour, 40 yrs old single mother, told me to help her pay her electricity bill anytime am going to PHCN office. So when I paid the bill, I intended to give her the recipt for payment. Getting to her flat, I intend to knock at the door. So in an attempt to knock the door, the dood opened and I saw what I never expected. I saw her barely naked, with her legs widely parted as she was doing her personal clean up. So slammed the door as I ran out of the sitting room with full speed. Throughout that week, I didn't allow her to see me. But she actually called me and asked what could scare me away as if I was being chased by a Mascurade. Pls am I wrong to have ran away?
That womN was up to no good. Up until i read about her masqurade comment, i still gave her the benefit of thw doubt but I can c dat she doeSnt deserve it. Shw cudnt even apologise properly | Posted: at 26-03-2011 10:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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y u go come dey run like a confused masquerade, na ghost u been see? | Posted: at 26-03-2011 10:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Michro") Michro at 26-03-2011 10:53 PM (14 years ago) (m) y u go come dey run like a confused masquerade, na ghost u been see?
Chairman, lets be sincere, if na u, u go run bcos I didn't xpect to see such a thing na.
I am as gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent | Posted: at 26-03-2011 10:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Michro") Michro at 26-03-2011 10:57 PM (14 years ago) (m) Even if the Door Was Open, does dat Give yu the Right to Enter Without Knocking  Kennee read the post well na........... I wanted to knock the door, but in an attempt to do that, the door opened by itself. Maybe the door wasn't hooked b4..........
I am as gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent | Posted: at 26-03-2011 10:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sweetrae") sweetrae at 26-03-2011 10:59 PM (14 years ago) (f) LOL | Posted: at 26-03-2011 10:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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y u go come dey run like a confused masquerade, na ghost u been see?
Chairman, lets be sincere, if na u, u go run bcos I didn't xpect to see such a thing na. LOOL. I understand that its kinda shocking..but she gat to understand that its wasint deliberate..it happened to me b4. i boomed into my landlady she just finished shower..though she wasnt happy but yet shes got no choice..cos she should have shut the damn DOOR | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Michro") Michro at 26-03-2011 11:09 PM (14 years ago) (m) y u go come dey run like a confused masquerade, na ghost u been see?
Chairman, lets be sincere, if na u, u go run bcos I didn't xpect to see such a thing na. LOOL. I understand that its kinda shocking..but she gat to understand that its wasint deliberate..it happened to me b4. i boomed into my landlady she just finished shower..though she wasnt happy but yet shes got no choice..cos she should have shut the damn DOOR Yeah! Now u're talking........
I am as gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ILOVEIT") ILOVEIT at 26-03-2011 11:10 PM (14 years ago) (m) y u go come dey run like a confused masquerade, na ghost u been see?
Chairman, lets be sincere, if na u, u go run bcos I didn't xpect to see such a thing na. LOOL. I understand that its kinda shocking..but she gat to understand that its wasint deliberate..it happened to me b4. i boomed into my landlady she just finished shower..though she wasnt happy but yet shes got no choice..cos she should have shut the damn DOOR  i know say you did it purposely lol
The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits.. | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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y u go come dey run like a confused masquerade, na ghost u been see?
Chairman, lets be sincere, if na u, u go run bcos I didn't xpect to see such a thing na. LOOL. I understand that its kinda shocking..but she gat to understand that its wasint deliberate..it happened to me b4. i boomed into my landlady she just finished shower..though she wasnt happy but yet shes got no choice..cos she should have shut the damn DOOR Yeah! Now u're talking........ haha though i dont know much about the nigerian women, but i acted like i never saw her and she was cool..feeding the eyes | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Michro") Michro at 26-03-2011 11:12 PM (14 years ago) (m) You shouldn't have run away like that.. na waoo, is it first time you're seeing such mighty jungle been cutting down . You would have at least go outside and close the door again and repeat the knocking in a hard way.
Very Simple D yeye Guy wan See before Kennee why u dey talk like this, ehn? Ok, if na u see wetin u know even dream of, u no go run?
I am as gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ILOVEIT") ILOVEIT at 26-03-2011 11:12 PM (14 years ago) (m) i talk am b4 that u did it purposely@media
The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits.. | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Kennee") Kennee at 26-03-2011 11:14 PM (14 years ago) (m) Even if the Door Was Open, does dat Give yu the Right to Enter Without Knocking Kennee read the post well na........... I wanted to knock the door, but in an attempt to do that, the door opened by itself. Maybe the door wasn't hooked b4.......... DAT DOESN'T STOP YU FROM KNOCKING!! Na yur House??? 
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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i talk am b4 that u did it purposely@media
lol. the think is u cant change it, so wat do u want me to say, if the door was shut i woudnt have forced it opened | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Kennee") Kennee at 26-03-2011 11:15 PM (14 years ago) (m) You shouldn't have run away like that.. na waoo, is it first time you're seeing such mighty jungle been cutting down . You would have at least go outside and close the door again and repeat the knocking in a hard way.
Very Simple D yeye Guy wan See before Kennee why u dey talk like this, ehn? Ok, if na u see wetin u know even dream of, u no go run? Run say Wetin na? l Kill Person?
WHEN YU DIE YU TAKE NOTHING WITH YU, SO PLS PUT A SMILE ON YUR NEIGHBOR'S FACE | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Michro") Michro at 26-03-2011 11:17 PM (14 years ago) (m) Even if the Door Was Open, does dat Give yu the Right to Enter Without Knocking Kennee read the post well na........... I wanted to knock the door, but in an attempt to do that, the door opened by itself. Maybe the door wasn't hooked b4.......... DAT DOESN'T STOP YU FROM KNOCKING!! Na yur House??? Kennee u don't seemed to understand the point. I tried to knock and in the process of knockin, the door open while she was right opposite me........
I am as gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Michro") Michro at 26-03-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago) (m) You shouldn't have run away like that.. na waoo, is it first time you're seeing such mighty jungle been cutting down . You would have at least go outside and close the door again and repeat the knocking in a hard way.
Very Simple D yeye Guy wan See before Kennee why u dey talk like this, ehn? Ok, if na u see wetin u know even dream of, u no go run? Run say Wetin na? l Kill Person? Ha kennee!!!!! I go dey fear u today o o o o.
I am as gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 26-03-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago) (f) My neighbour, 40 yrs old single mother, told me to help her pay her electricity bill anytime am going to PHCN office. So when I paid the bill, I intended to give her the recipt for payment. Getting to her flat, I intend to knock at the door. So in an attempt to knock the door, the dood opened and I saw what I never expected. I saw her barely naked, with her legs widely parted as she was doing her personal clean up. So slammed the door as I ran out of the sitting room with full speed. Throughout that week, I didn't allow her to see me. But she actually called me and asked what could scare me away as if I was being chased by a Mascurade. Pls am I wrong to have ran away?
ofcourse ur wrong..........yu shld ve given her a real massage after helping her out with the cleaning lol make d world a better place 
my name is kebella ........yu already no that  ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!! | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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as in, its also part of KEEP THE CITY CLEAN service? | Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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