Ears Put Back On A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said: ” Yes, I can put you right.” After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells: “You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ears.” “Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man’s or a woman’s.” “You’re wrong, I hear everything, but I don’t understand a thing!”
You looked a lot like my wife A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed. “Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 28-03-2011 05:04 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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