HONDA CIVIC

Date: 31-03-2011 9:37 am (14 years ago) | Author: rita akubuiro
- at 31-03-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago)
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A man goes to a bar in London for a couple of drinks, as he is sitting alone and drinking, he notices a sexy woman sitting in a corner, alone and staring at him.
He gulps down a couple of neats and gathering courage goes upto her and says, Excuse me...I'm Jerry from Baker Street. "Can I sit here and buy you a drink?"
The woman agrees and soon both of them are drinking away like good old friends. Then after everything is through Jerry and the lady walk out of the bar.
Again gathering courage and slightly drunk, he asks her, "Eschcuse me, can we have s*x please?"
The lady says, " Well I don't mind, but you see I'm on my menstrual cycle"
"No problem" says Santa "You proceed on your menstrual cycle, I will follow you in my Honda Civic!"

 Smiley

Posted: at 31-03-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- chicanorose at 31-03-2011 10:44 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 31-03-2011 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 31-03-2011 10:47 AM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 31-03-2011 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Spicyc at 31-03-2011 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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ok?
Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omotoyosolabisi at 31-03-2011 11:16 AM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 31-03-2011 11:23 AM (14 years ago)
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PB4 joor... Angry
Posted: at 31-03-2011 11:23 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 31-03-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago)
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its sorta funny tho Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 31-03-2011 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 31-03-2011 09:01 PM (14 years ago)
na wa ooo
Posted: at 31-03-2011 09:01 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 01:10 AM (14 years ago)
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I forget my comment for house, wen i come back i go post am.
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-04-2011 01:18 AM (14 years ago)
make you go back house
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:18 AM (14 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 03:15 AM (14 years ago)
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I don already dey go back house sef!!
Posted: at 1-04-2011 03:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-04-2011 10:15 PM (14 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:15 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 2-04-2011 11:44 AM (14 years ago)
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seems funny but not Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-04-2011 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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