THE RIGHT ANSWERS

Date: 25-11-2008 2:33 pm (16 years ago) | Author: kolawole idowu
- at 25-11-2008 02:33 PM (16 years ago)
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It was the first day of the session and a new direct
entry student

Mensah, a Ghanaian, joined the class in
one of Nigerian universities.

The Lecturer said, "Let's begin by
reviewing some Nigerian history. The
lecturer asked


Who said '' I shall return to die in the land of my
fathers '"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Mensah, who
had his hand up. Mensah replied:

" King Jaja of Opobo, 1875 "

"Very good!'' Said the lecturer, then she asked again

Who said '' the land use act will feed the nation '"?

Again, no response except from Mensah: " Obasanjo,
1976".

The Lecturer snapped at the class; "Class, you should
be ashamed. Mensah,who is new to our country, knows
more about its history than you do"

The lecturer heard a loud whisper: " Ghana must go"

"Who said that?" she demanded

Mensah put his hand up. " Buhari, 1984 ".

At that point, a student in the back scornfully said;

" Hmmm, you think you are smart "

The Lecturer glared and asked;

"All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Mensah said " Babangida to Abiola, 1992."

Now furious, another student yelled;

" Oh yeah? Eat this! "

Mensah jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the
lecturer;

" Indian mistress giving apple to Abacha, 1998! "

Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said;

" You little Shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill
you "

Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;

" Chris Uba to Ngige,2004! ''


The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around
her on the floor,
someone said;

" Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now! "

Mensah whispered;

" Chimaroke Nnamani,James Ibori,Ayodele Fayose,Lucky
Igbinedon,2007 "


 Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
 

Posted: at 25-11-2008 02:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 25-11-2008 03:00 PM (16 years ago)
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funny. you try doh Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2008 03:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 25-11-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Gud 1 keep it up
Posted: at 25-11-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 25-11-2008 04:01 PM (16 years ago)
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yeah..this is good remix....very funny...mensah said a lot but a Naija teacher will never faint but get more energy to ask more and beat the hell out of mensah....Good joke .,...Blah
Posted: at 25-11-2008 04:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 25-11-2008 04:10 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 25-11-2008 04:01 PM
yeah..this is good remix....very funny...mensah said a lot but a Naija teacher will never faint but get more energy to ask more and beat the hell out of mensah....Good joke .,...Blah
Quote from: rezimero on 25-11-2008 03:00 PM
funny. you try doh Grin Grin

thank Chineke o! rezi and grin say i try ( dancing mood...) i don start party o!
Posted: at 25-11-2008 04:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 25-11-2008 04:14 PM (16 years ago)
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yes na..u try well well...today is your happy day...go and cook soup with fish...and call little children to thyselves and sing say ...jesus love da little children....And serve them the meals
Posted: at 25-11-2008 04:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 25-11-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 25-11-2008 04:14 PM
yes na..u try well well...today is your happy day...go and cook soup with fish...and call little children to thyselves and sing say ...jesus love da little children....And serve them the meals



shuo, na fight? which one be small pikins now? i dey kindergatten? grin no try me o. i dey related to samuel peters o! Angry
Posted: at 25-11-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 25-11-2008 04:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Will he deliver thee? from the the snare of the fowler...i say make u do children evangelism with your party...u dey form...  Angry
Posted: at 25-11-2008 04:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 25-11-2008 05:01 PM (16 years ago)
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i no go allow you spoil my party, i go pretend say i no read ur reply. na pepper soup i go prepare, you are invited bcos i no say you dey fear whether i no go invite you. pls come o!  Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2008 05:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 25-11-2008 05:21 PM (16 years ago)
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pepper soup Shocked....I am still skeptic if the pepper soup will be aroman standing... Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2008 05:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 25-11-2008 06:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Grin e be like say that your sickness don dey come again oh
Posted: at 25-11-2008 06:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 25-11-2008 07:14 PM (16 years ago)
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yes he just dey arrive from the port by plane...5.30 pm tommorow july 4 1994 Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2008 07:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 25-11-2008 09:32 PM (16 years ago)
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good joke, keep it up
Posted: at 25-11-2008 09:32 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ujmaria at 5-03-2016 06:21 AM (9 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha u try
Posted: at 5-03-2016 06:21 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 12:18 PM (9 years ago)
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No b small thing,bravo
Posted: at 11-03-2016 12:18 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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