I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somehow embarrassed, 'I am Doing' just... fine!' And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?' What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: Uh, I'm like you, nature dictates!' At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can, but nature had’t let go as yet, when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?' Gosh What!, this question is just too weird for me but I figure I could just be polite and end the conversation. So I say … 'No…… you know I am busy right now, I guess you are busy too!!!' Then I hear the person say nervously............
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next toilet who keeps answering all my questions.'
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
illuminati2 at 7-04-2011 02:14 PM (14 years ago) (f)
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