How to Cook a Turkey (Page 6)

Date: 26-11-2008 12:36 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- size1 at 3-02-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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make una live newbie along cos una too pas thru there
Posted: at 3-02-2009 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  3-02-2009 11:35 AM
make una live newbie along cos una too pas thru there

Tell them to watch their tongue... Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 3-02-2009 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 01:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Size 1 wen person enter city new em go carry one leg stand 1st na...
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- size1 at 3-02-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago)
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na tru sha, even me de tym i enta i only de read for 1month b4 i begin talk
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago)
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na em u wan talk now pass pple wey dey b4 u...lol
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  3-02-2009 01:39 PM
na em u wan talk now pass pple wey dey b4 u...lol

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago)
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HAY WHO THEY MISS YARN 4 HERE I BEG WAY MY KOBOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 9jakrazy at 3-02-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 26-11-2008 12:36 PM
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer                                                                                                                                                                                           
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

pls go to your sleep and take a bed Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 3-02-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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the turkey abi na the oven no dey done sef?
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  3-02-2009 05:50 PM
the turkey abi na the oven no dey done sef?

All the ovens go soon don, abeg no provoke too much Doc REZI

Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-02-2009 11:55 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin una dey wait for? una never delete dis joke?
Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 11:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  4-02-2009 11:55 AM
wetin una dey wait for? una never delete dis joke?
Grin
Help us joke the delete... kido

Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 4-02-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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i support kids
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- emmymth at 4-02-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago)
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REALLY GIVING DETAILS ABOUT U.JUST AS U ALWAYS DO.LOL

Posted: at 4-02-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 4-02-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 9jakrazy on  3-02-2009 05:20 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 26-11-2008 12:36 PM
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer                                                                                                                                                                                           
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

pls go to your sleep and take a bed Grin


dis 1 wey u pos like say dem cast ur obituary
Posted: at 4-02-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  4-02-2009 12:32 PM
i support kids

Whose kids are you talking about?

Posted: at 4-02-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 4-02-2009 01:50 PM (15 years ago)
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na shortcut of kido1233456780--=#@$%^&*
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- precious-k at 4-02-2009 02:46 PM (15 years ago)
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   i go tell ur mama make she  put u for cooking school maybe that one if help u
Posted: at 4-02-2009 02:46 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 4-02-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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ok ryt i'm waitin
Posted: at 4-02-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 4-02-2009 03:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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Posted: at 4-02-2009 03:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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