How to Cook a Turkey (Page 7)

Date: 26-11-2008 12:36 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- Pires07 at 4-02-2009 03:11 PM (16 years ago)
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plz interprete

Posted: at 4-02-2009 03:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-02-2009 03:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  4-02-2009 03:07 PM
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

t iry ma... k wore..........cine...........nakhst..... reoksjiyll.........u b dumb yrrs bum.....rsyr bomb....



anyone dey here wey understand latin?... i beg i need translation.. i don get headache!.. Cool
Posted: at 4-02-2009 03:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 4-02-2009 06:23 PM (16 years ago)
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go take drugs na is not easy
Posted: at 4-02-2009 06:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 10:36 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:23 PM
go take drugs na is not easy

Wetin no easy Emma...?

Posted: at 8-02-2009 10:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 9-02-2009 02:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 10:36 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:23 PM
go take drugs na is not easy

Wetin no easy Emma...?

u no see kido way talk say in get headache..
Posted: at 9-02-2009 02:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-02-2009 08:16 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-02-2009 02:19 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 10:36 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:23 PM
go take drugs na is not easy

Wetin no easy Emma...?

u no see kido way talk say in get headache..

Ok, Kido take Emma advice you hear... pele Roll Eyes

Posted: at 9-02-2009 08:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 10-02-2009 03:37 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  9-02-2009 08:16 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-02-2009 02:19 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 10:36 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:23 PM
go take drugs na is not easy

Wetin no easy Emma...?

u no see kido way talk say in get headache..

Ok, Kido take Emma advice you hear... pele Roll Eyes

good girl this why i love u sorry..na like i wan talk oooo.. Grin
Posted: at 10-02-2009 03:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 10-02-2009 08:40 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 10-02-2009 03:37 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  9-02-2009 08:16 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-02-2009 02:19 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 10:36 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:23 PM
go take drugs na is not easy

Wetin no easy Emma...?

u no see kido way talk say in get headache..

Ok, Kido take Emma advice you hear... pele Roll Eyes

good girl this why i love u sorry..na like i wan talk oooo.. Grin

You for delete the love and change am to like b4 the thing become public knowledge na Grin...LOL

Posted: at 10-02-2009 08:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 11-02-2009 02:48 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 10-02-2009 08:40 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 10-02-2009 03:37 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  9-02-2009 08:16 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-02-2009 02:19 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 10:36 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:23 PM
go take drugs na is not easy

Wetin no easy Emma...?

u no see kido way talk say in get headache..

Ok, Kido take Emma advice you hear... pele Roll Eyes

good girl this why i love u sorry..na like i wan talk oooo.. Grin

You for delete the love and change am to like b4 the thing become public knowledge na Grin...LOL

lol...na that public knowledge go worst past oooo.. Grin
Posted: at 11-02-2009 02:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 11-02-2009 07:10 AM (16 years ago)
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@Iphie...babe hope all is well ??  ...abeg no sick ooh..i no wan make person
wey i like dey go take drugs 4 rezi pharmacy abeg...
Posted: at 11-02-2009 07:10 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 11-02-2009 10:08 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 11-02-2009 02:48 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 10-02-2009 08:40 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 10-02-2009 03:37 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  9-02-2009 08:16 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-02-2009 02:19 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-02-2009 10:36 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 06:23 PM
go take drugs na is not easy

Wetin no easy Emma...?

u no see kido way talk say in get headache..

Ok, Kido take Emma advice you hear... pele Roll Eyes

good girl this why i love u sorry..na like i wan talk oooo.. Grin

You for delete the love and change am to like b4 the thing become public knowledge na Grin...LOL

lol...na that public knowledge go worst past oooo.. Grin

I understand... but no do that kind thing again sha...  Smiley

Posted: at 11-02-2009 10:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 12-02-2009 03:30 AM (16 years ago)
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ok i go try i just pray make my hand no go mistakinly press  love sha..Grin
Posted: at 12-02-2009 03:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- raskydammy at 12-02-2009 03:45 AM (16 years ago)
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I WILL  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-02-2009 03:45 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 14-02-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: raskydammy on 12-02-2009 03:45 AM
I WILL  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

 Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 14-02-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 14-02-2009 10:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 12-02-2009 03:30 AM
ok i go try i just pray make my hand no go mistakinly press  love sha..Grin

OK... Smiley

Posted: at 14-02-2009 10:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 12:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: precious-k on  4-02-2009 02:46 PM
   i go tell ur mama make she  put u for cooking school maybe that one if help u

 Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 29-03-2009 12:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 01:41 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 27-12-2008 08:29 AM
Better start dey rush milk o

 Shocked

Posted: at 29-03-2009 01:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 05:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Hillarious!!!
Posted: at 4-04-2009 05:01 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 6-04-2009 09:49 AM (16 years ago)
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LOL...z

Posted: at 6-04-2009 09:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago)
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wat's happening silly J?

Posted: at 6-04-2009 10:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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