How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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Posted: at 26-11-2008 12:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sillyjokker, wetin be this. na so your mama teach you to cook?

Posted: at 26-11-2008 05:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

guy where you hide since?

Posted: at 26-11-2008 06:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Sillyjoker na wetin u go learn come be this? make u no influence us with alcohol o

Posted: at 26-11-2008 08:26 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

DRUNK

Posted: at 26-11-2008 09:38 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

sillyjokker..... mmmnnh, this one na tales by moonlight o and besides person go don dey drunk proper b4 the turkey don.... no try dis kin yeye again o...

Posted: at 27-11-2008 04:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

who be the kids? you mean kido123?

Posted: at 1-12-2008 10:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

kids and rezi the spelling resemble? OLODO like you. do make you quick finish pry school. i wonder why dem dey allow under-age for this forum. if i see you for here again na water cane i go take flog you comot. spoilt pikin

Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

una no see say d person wey dey cook am do drunk, na im make am they miss right now

Posted: at 26-12-2008 07:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

e b like say e still drunk

Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac