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Date: 09-04-2011 9:08 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 9-04-2011 09:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said: "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third said: "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks. "William," she said, "the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.

"Arnold," she said, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver is so rude! He's a pain!"

"But David," she said, "the chicken was delicious!"

Posted: at 9-04-2011 09:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Fashalyn at 9-04-2011 11:40 PM (13 years ago)
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ah so the woman don eat the parrot eyah!!
Posted: at 9-04-2011 11:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-04-2011 11:57 PM (13 years ago)
who tell you?
Posted: at 9-04-2011 11:57 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Fashalyn at 10-04-2011 12:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Na the poster tell me
Posted: at 10-04-2011 12:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 10-04-2011 12:08 AM (13 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 10-04-2011 12:08 AM (13 years ago) |
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- femilux at 10-04-2011 01:48 AM (13 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa na waoh!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 10-04-2011 01:48 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 10-04-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago)
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lngkmd
Posted: at 10-04-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 10-04-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-04-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Propellaswaggs at 10-04-2011 05:56 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-04-2011 05:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 10-04-2011 06:34 PM (13 years ago)
close that mouth Angry
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- olooworlay at 10-04-2011 06:42 PM (13 years ago)
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ok...we don hia
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:42 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 10-04-2011 09:10 PM (13 years ago)
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u sure say u hear?
Posted: at 10-04-2011 09:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-04-2011 12:54 AM (13 years ago)
ask am again,
him no hear you
Posted: at 11-04-2011 12:54 AM (13 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 11-04-2011 09:23 AM (13 years ago)
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na hungry make am chop the parrot nah!
Posted: at 11-04-2011 09:23 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 11-04-2011 10:00 AM (13 years ago)
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PB4.... funny shaa.. Grin
Posted: at 11-04-2011 10:00 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-04-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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