In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope,
matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak
barrels."
"Correct."
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the
work office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the
father!". X_X
"The boss collapsed."
Posted: at 10-04-2011 03:47 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Fashalyn at 10-04-2011 06:21 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Hehehe!!
AM PROUD TO BE AN ADVENTIST!!!
Posted: at 10-04-2011 06:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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