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![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 14-04-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago)  (m) Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 14-04-2011 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 14-04-2011 09:53 PM (14 years ago) (m) pondering............................................ 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 14-04-2011 09:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "richy_ex") richy_ex at 14-04-2011 09:57 PM (14 years ago) (m) 9ice one | Posted: at 14-04-2011 09:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Omilim") Omilim at 14-04-2011 10:01 PM (14 years ago) (f) Emma you sure given me homework. nice stuff  | Posted: at 14-04-2011 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "richy_ex") richy_ex at 15-04-2011 01:00 PM (14 years ago) (m) still pondering
as usual | Posted: at 15-04-2011 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 15-04-2011 01:26 PM (14 years ago) (f) nice.. am actualy pondering right now
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 15-04-2011 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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no time | Posted: at 15-04-2011 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 15-04-2011 05:08 PM (14 years ago) ![]() okay | Posted: at 15-04-2011 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "Fashalyn") Fashalyn at 16-04-2011 11:13 PM (14 years ago) (f) wen una ponder finish make una tell me wetin una ponder out........
AM PROUD TO BE AN ADVENTIST!!! | Posted: at 16-04-2011 11:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 17-04-2011 07:40 PM (14 years ago) (m) I never start
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 17-04-2011 07:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Why? | Posted: at 17-04-2011 11:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 17-04-2011 11:53 PM (14 years ago) (m) nothing 
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 17-04-2011 11:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]() at 26-04-2011 12:12 PM (14 years ago) ![]() just passing | Posted: at 26-04-2011 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "richy_ex") richy_ex at 27-04-2011 05:04 PM (14 years ago) (m) nice.. am actualy pondering right now
ok | Posted: at 27-04-2011 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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I never start
wen ill u start cos i am begin to lose it | Posted: at 27-04-2011 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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abeg make una comot for road ... i wan ponder | Posted: at 27-04-2011 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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abeg make una comot for road ... i wan ponder
okoooo jst ponder am we...leoooo | Posted: at 27-04-2011 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "richy_ex") richy_ex at 27-04-2011 07:30 PM (14 years ago) (m) too much mumu | Posted: at 27-04-2011 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "richy_ex") richy_ex at 27-04-2011 07:54 PM (14 years ago) (m) b4 nko? | Posted: at 27-04-2011 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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