OTHE WHITE AND BROWN COW

A man was driving down a country road when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and lifted the bonnet to see if he could find out what had happened.

A brown and white cow slowly lumbered over to the car and stuck her head under the bonnet beside the man.

After a moment the cow looked at the man and said, "Looks like the cylinder head gasket to me!" Then she just turned and walked away.

Amazed, the man walked over to the farmhouse where he met a farmer.

"I say, is that your cow in the field?" he asked.

The farmer replied, "The brown and white one? Yes, that's old Mary."

The man said, "Well my car's broken down, and she just said, 'Looks like the cylinder head gasket to me!"

The farmer shook his head and said, "Don't mind old Mary, she doesn't know anything about cars!"

Posted: at 28-11-2008 07:32 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

kinda seen this before



a thumb down

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Posted: at 29-11-2008 05:36 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Dissonance theory employed here by me...

Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Quite confusing, guess u'll do better

Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:03 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

e bitter pass bitter leaf, e no sweet me at all.
i no no whether ur joke dey from Uganda come, cos e no taste like naija joke.

anyway go learn more but try to ganish am with with naija flavor. so that e go get small taste.

Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na Nigerian film?

Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Grtmimshak, over to you. oya post the part2. we don wach part 1 finish

Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

E don chicken out! Abi the website wey U de copy no gree open again (Ouch) Oya, make rezi help U cook sumthin up...

Posted: at 2-12-2008 10:16 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

i tried to laugh but the laughter is stockj up in my throat

Posted: at 2-12-2008 10:34 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Dis one na joke

Posted: at 5-03-2016 10:58 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac