Wonderful Mother

Date: 18-04-2011 3:36 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Pholake
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- at 18-04-2011 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Mother: Son I'm sorry i slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.
 
Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged.
 
Mother: I am sorry he is my first love and i could not marry him cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.
 
Son: No i am speaking to no one. Mr Alani is the only father i know  and so will that be.
 
Mother: Please dont be soo upset. Just talk to him.
 
Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!
 
Phone: Morning Son, I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am your real father.
 
Son: Daddy! Daddy!! Daddy!!! Thank God! I always knew there was something special about me... Thank you mum. You are
        the best mother in the world!

Posted: at 18-04-2011 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Deffney at 18-04-2011 03:43 PM (14 years ago)
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pholake u want to be remembered always...this is PB4 by u seems..

still u dey dive on water? u no tire? Wink
Posted: at 18-04-2011 03:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- pholake at 18-04-2011 03:44 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

I love water
Posted: at 18-04-2011 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e-love at 18-04-2011 03:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Pb44
Posted: at 18-04-2011 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- pholake at 18-04-2011 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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ok, sorry about that
I just got it and found it funny
Posted: at 18-04-2011 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 18-04-2011 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Hehehehe.
Posted: at 18-04-2011 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-04-2011 04:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Sorryooo
na pb4
Posted: at 18-04-2011 04:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-04-2011 04:25 PM (14 years ago)
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postttteeeeeedd Bbbb444.
Posted: at 18-04-2011 04:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 18-04-2011 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4 but, still funny though
Posted: at 18-04-2011 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pholake at 18-04-2011 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Yeah...didn't know it was pb4...but I've asked the moderator to delete it.....
Posted: at 18-04-2011 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-04-2011 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: pholake on 18-04-2011 04:43 PM
Yeah...didn't know it was pb4...but I've asked the moderator to delete it.....

Ok u ve done well but help me tell dat moderator dat I want 2 c him in da houx now Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 18-04-2011 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: pholake on 18-04-2011 04:43 PM
Yeah...didn't know it was pb4...but I've asked the moderator to delete it.....

u tried Wink
make u reason well well oooo
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-04-2011 05:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 18-04-2011 05:09 PM
i always contact them to help me delete some pb4 stuffs
even some post posted by me that deserves deleting
but no response 

Dats y I wan c d moderator
so make u call am 4 me
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jaolab at 18-04-2011 05:45 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice joke i love it cos av not read it b4 so thank u, upcoming like us who will appreciate it
Posted: at 18-04-2011 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 19-04-2011 01:02 AM (14 years ago)
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am coming
Posted: at 19-04-2011 01:02 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 19-04-2011 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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PB44444444444444444444444444444444
Posted: at 19-04-2011 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 19-04-2011 02:13 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-04-2011 02:13 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 20-04-2011 01:39 AM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 20-04-2011 01:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 21-04-2011 12:09 AM (14 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 21-04-2011 12:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 22-04-2011 01:24 AM (14 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 22-04-2011 01:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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