honney moon

Rupert and Elaine, a young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon.

When they got back, Elaine immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'

'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'

Then Elaine burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Rupert started using the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Ma.'

'Calm down, Elaine!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful?  What 4-letter words?'

Still sobbing, Elaine whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, iron f**k.'

Posted: at 28-04-2011 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

@poster, shey na poll abi na joke you dey post so? 

Posted: at 28-04-2011 10:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

i swear, no let me roll you for ground ooo..
i dey ask question, you say make poster no mind... you take ogogoro drink garri ni?

Posted: at 28-04-2011 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

fowl... me fowl...
chikaa... i go do you sumtin oo...
where deffney dey first make i report you... cos small time now, dem go say i too dey wicked...

Posted: at 28-04-2011 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

huh?
wetin!

Posted: at 28-04-2011 11:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

shebi you dey see your lovely rose (chika) abi wetin you dey always call am... just warn am oo.. before i go pluck all the rose wey dey her body comot...

Posted: at 28-04-2011 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

i say i go soon pluck all the lovely rose comot for her body... you just wait and see...

Posted: at 28-04-2011 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

nne, what happen?...

Posted: at 28-04-2011 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero