POLICE DEY READ BIBLE TOO……??!! HEAR DIS STORY................

Date: 29-04-2011 1:36 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Prince femi okewole
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- at 29-04-2011 01:36 PM (9 years ago)
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POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!
 
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite
naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to
play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything
without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now
asked him to open the bonnet of his car.

A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that
letter 'U' was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter 'V'. That
was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!"

Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :"Please, leave that
The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered:

pastor thing...in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a
Bible in your car, bring it."
"Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read:
"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" N100 to his newly found "preacher".

"End of service go in peace and argue no more", said the OC.

Posted: at 29-04-2011 01:36 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
- brightossy at 29-04-2011 01:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Hahahaha lolololo
Posted: at 29-04-2011 01:45 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 29-04-2011 01:49 PM (9 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 29-04-2011 01:49 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 29-04-2011 01:52 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-04-2011 01:52 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-04-2011 02:02 PM (9 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 29-04-2011 02:04 PM (9 years ago)
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Poster d joke funny but na Okey Bakassi get dat joke abeg

Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- femilux at 29-04-2011 02:07 PM (9 years ago)
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YEYE OMOTOYOSOLABISISISISIS MUST U COMMENT??? PASS
Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:07 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 29-04-2011 02:28 PM (9 years ago)
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good one Grin

Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:28 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 29-04-2011 02:30 PM (9 years ago)
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PB4...
Posted: at 29-04-2011 02:30 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-04-2011 02:57 PM (9 years ago)
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nwa amadi kedu kwanu? Grin Grin

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- Sheree at 29-04-2011 03:08 PM (9 years ago)
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very funny

yeye police
Posted: at 29-04-2011 03:08 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 29-04-2011 03:23 PM (9 years ago)
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I C
Posted: at 29-04-2011 03:23 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 29-04-2011 03:36 PM (9 years ago)
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the ic don burn?   Grin Grin

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- Kristiantus at 29-04-2011 04:30 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 29-04-2011 02:57 PM
nwa amadi kedu kwanu? Grin Grin
nsowu adiroo... kedu? Grin
Posted: at 29-04-2011 04:30 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-04-2011 05:00 PM (9 years ago)
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odi nma

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- at 29-04-2011 08:27 PM (9 years ago)
 Undecided
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- Omilim at 29-04-2011 10:03 PM (9 years ago)
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Lolest
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- Bazemaster at 29-04-2011 10:15 PM (9 years ago)
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u try small

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- femilux at 30-04-2011 01:03 AM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- KINGJHOE at 30-04-2011 04:42 AM (9 years ago)
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susuzi kawasaki yamaha fukushima
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