THE GOSPEL IN PIDGIN.

Date: 29-04-2011 4:41 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Isaiah Diadem
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- at 29-04-2011 04:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation was not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man(Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem no understand your big English".  Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued: 
                 
Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible".
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side".
 
Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples".
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall inside canoe with him palles"
 
Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove na im yawa come gas"
 
Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind".                       
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter".   
 
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros eh, bros eh".     
                     
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmed down the wind"
Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa".
 
Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, 'oh ye men of little faith'".               
Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him palles, shake him head say 'UNA FALL MY HAND' ".     
 
Reinhard Bonke: “the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?               
 Akpomiemie: him palles come hala say sho... 'Bro J, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH!!!

Posted: at 29-04-2011 04:41 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 29-04-2011 04:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster e funny ur welcom
but e no gud as u dey call bro J name like say u and him na mate
Posted: at 29-04-2011 04:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 29-04-2011 04:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 04:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 29-04-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 29-04-2011 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-04-2011 05:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 05:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-04-2011 05:20 PM (12 years ago)
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- omotoyosolabisi at 29-04-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 29-04-2011 07:27 PM (12 years ago)
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oboy i go call you mr creative
it a nice one
Posted: at 29-04-2011 07:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 29-04-2011 07:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 07:31 PM (12 years ago) |
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- at 29-04-2011 07:32 PM (12 years ago)
Quote from: richy_ex on 29-04-2011 07:27 PM
oboy i go call you mr creative
it a nice one

who ask you Aproko
Posted: at 29-04-2011 07:32 PM (12 years ago) |
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- richy_ex at 29-04-2011 07:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 29-04-2011 07:32 PM
Quote from: richy_ex on 29-04-2011 07:27 PM
oboy i go call you mr creative
it a nice one

who ask you Aproko
if say i never born again i for wound you
Posted: at 29-04-2011 07:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 29-04-2011 08:03 PM (12 years ago)
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make you dey deceive ya self Cheesy
Posted: at 29-04-2011 08:03 PM (12 years ago) |
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- richy_ex at 29-04-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago)
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may God forget you
Posted: at 29-04-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 29-04-2011 09:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 09:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 29-04-2011 09:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 09:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 29-04-2011 11:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 11:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Torscar at 29-04-2011 11:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-04-2011 11:34 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- KINGJHOE at 30-04-2011 04:45 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 30-04-2011 04:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 30-04-2011 08:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: richy_ex on 29-04-2011 08:44 PM
may God forget you
amen!  Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-04-2011 08:21 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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