Smart Nigerian...lol

Date: 02-05-2011 4:36 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Isaiah Diadem
- at 2-05-2011 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long

flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put

something over on them easily...So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would

like to play a fun game.

 

The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines

and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that

the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the

answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer,

I will pay you $500, he says.

 

This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he

agrees to play the game.

 

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to

the Moon?' The Nigerian

doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and

hands it to the lawyer.

 

Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill

with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and

searches all

references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart

friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour

of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him

$500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

 

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up

and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with

four?'

 

The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to

sleep.

Posted: at 2-05-2011 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- solid_solid at 2-05-2011 04:51 PM (14 years ago)
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p4
Posted: at 2-05-2011 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 2-05-2011 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4 b4

Posted: at 2-05-2011 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 2-05-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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nice but seen before...................lol swt hrt
Posted: at 2-05-2011 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 2-05-2011 06:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Dis na old torry 4 hia

Posted: at 2-05-2011 06:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 2-05-2011 06:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahaha. Nice1

Posted: at 2-05-2011 06:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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