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1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear 5. It encourages car pooling. 6. It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 8. It makes fellow employees look better. 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
Take another beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!
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Posted: at 3-05-2011 03:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
i disagree with you for the following reason 1. it encourage sex 2..constitute nuisane 3. cause low productivity in the organisation 4. it make the staff run amok 5.the employee and employer all will be in commotion 6..worker become indiscpline 7.office become place of sleep
stop drinking alchol in the office
Posted: at 3-05-2011 04:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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