What is the first thing you would do if you woke as the opposite gender?

Date: 06-05-2011 2:46 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Barry Johnson
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- at 6-05-2011 02:46 PM (12 years ago)
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What is the first thing you would do if you woke as the opposite gender?

Posted: at 6-05-2011 02:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- divineproject at 6-05-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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*Singing* ..........Unu achowakwala nke Divine ga ekwu, ndu NP achowakwala nke ha ga asi nkwuru, e legam face?.......... Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-05-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 6-05-2011 02:52 PM (12 years ago)
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heheheeheheh elegam face my bros....with love from kowoolon city
Posted: at 6-05-2011 02:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 6-05-2011 02:57 PM (12 years ago)
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I go first look if i collect fine face

Posted: at 6-05-2011 02:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 6-05-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago)
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hisssssssssss

Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 6-05-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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HEHEHE
Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 6-05-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Get a ******* to find out what the hype is about.

Then hit on all my friends.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 6-05-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago)
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I don't in d world of imagination
but let me think

Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- divineproject at 6-05-2011 03:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: KINGJHOE on  6-05-2011 02:52 PM
heheheeheheh elegam face my bros....with love from kowoolon city

hehehehe, who be ur bros?........look wella oo, or you need windscreen?

Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 6-05-2011 03:11 PM (12 years ago)
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If I were to turn into a guy, I would have someone hit me in the nutsack to know how it feels because apparently it really hurts men. My guy cousins talk about how it hurts so bad and it's difficult for a girl to fully understand and it's a bit amusing to me( no offense gentlemen). lol
Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frayobkk at 6-05-2011 03:23 PM (12 years ago)
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i will close my eyes hold the thing untillll it change to normal heheheeh

Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 6-05-2011 03:28 PM (12 years ago)
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You mean before or after I scream hysterically and beg for it to be changed back??
I would then go for a pee. lol
Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prufrite at 6-05-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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whats this?
Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KINGJHOE at 6-05-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago)
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A lethal mix of shock, confusion, and laughter
Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prufrite at 6-05-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago)
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posting 4 d sake of posting?
Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KINGJHOE at 6-05-2011 03:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Encouraging the people of the world to start thinking
Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 6-05-2011 03:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: KINGJHOE on  6-05-2011 02:46 PM
What is the first thing you would do if you woke as the opposite gender?


Such a funny imagination... But lets assume it take place.

I will scream first and then rush to the mirror to see what i look like  Grin Grin then peep outside to see if i could see people with similar changes, or better pick up phone and call my Dad to see if the changes reach his place  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 6-05-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago)
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See how it feels to pee standing and see if it is really that hard to aim into the hole and not all over the damn toilet.
Posted: at 6-05-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 6-05-2011 04:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 6-05-2011 04:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 6-05-2011 04:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Celebrate my dreams coming true then make sure the seat was down.
Posted: at 6-05-2011 04:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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