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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 7-05-2011 12:58 AM (14 years ago)  (m) Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny
came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to
sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny
jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL
BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted. | Posted: at 7-05-2011 12:58 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Omilim") Omilim at 7-05-2011 01:24 AM (14 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 7-05-2011 01:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Fashalyn") Fashalyn at 7-05-2011 01:28 AM (14 years ago) (f) 
AM PROUD TO BE AN ADVENTIST!!! | Posted: at 7-05-2011 01:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "maryclaret") maryclaret at 7-05-2011 01:44 AM (14 years ago) (f) nice one
Ada Mbaise | Posted: at 7-05-2011 01:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 7-05-2011 01:48 AM (14 years ago) (m) NA SO THANK DOS YEYE BOIS NEVA CUM PUT PB4 4 MA NEW JOKE.... | Posted: at 7-05-2011 01:48 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Fashalyn") Fashalyn at 7-05-2011 01:51 AM (14 years ago) (f) u yeye oh
AM PROUD TO BE AN ADVENTIST!!! | Posted: at 7-05-2011 01:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 7-05-2011 02:27 AM (14 years ago) (m) Reply |
Poster make u stop to dey collect old jokes come post and expect dat no body go tell say na pb4 Anyway dis one no be pb4 shaa NA REMIX
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:31 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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PB4 | Posted: at 7-05-2011 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Omilim") Omilim at 9-05-2011 11:21 AM (14 years ago) (f) lol | Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 9-05-2011 11:28 AM (14 years ago) ![]() Another pb4 | Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | | |
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Another pb4 Dats your language | Posted: at 9-05-2011 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]() at 9-05-2011 02:02 PM (14 years ago) ![]() you be pb4 | Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | | |
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Another pb4 Dats your language | Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]() at 9-05-2011 02:14 PM (14 years ago) ![]() Amebo | Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | | |
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ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the one u thought me | Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]() at 9-05-2011 03:05 PM (14 years ago) ![]() boo  | Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "emmajenic1") emmajenic1 at 9-05-2011 04:51 PM (14 years ago) (m) I'll do exactly the same thing to u if u touch dat ur girlfriend again!Nice one man! | Posted: at 9-05-2011 04:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]() at 9-05-2011 06:55 PM (14 years ago) ![]() :-\boo | Posted: at 9-05-2011 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | | |
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