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![-]( "felixomosexy") felixomosexy at 12-05-2011 03:02 PM (13 years ago)  (f) Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new President for Microsoft Europe.
Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program
to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java
but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to
leave. Two thousand left the room. Aye says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but
I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the
candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room.
Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left
the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose?
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates
joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian,
so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.
Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.
The other candidate answers “O ga na wa o!”
Bill Gates “ You are both hired”.
Don’t you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up.
So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more
| Posted: at 12-05-2011 03:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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 | Posted: at 12-05-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Nice joke but na PB44444444
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 12-05-2011 03:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]() at 12-05-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago) ![]() make i follow just pass | Posted: at 12-05-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "femilux") femilux at 12-05-2011 04:04 PM (13 years ago) (m) nice joke and interestin story but its pb4  | Posted: at 12-05-2011 04:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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pb4
I bet u, when u wan chop cake, na then u go knw say oven dey. | Posted: at 12-05-2011 04:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 12-05-2011 06:11 PM (13 years ago) ![]()  | Posted: at 12-05-2011 06:11 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "dollymacy") dollymacy at 12-05-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago) (m) i c | Posted: at 12-05-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]() at 12-05-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago) ![]() you be original Amebo, na every thing you see Aproko | Posted: at 12-05-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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cant stop laughing....though na old joke..
Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 12-05-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 12-05-2011 08:41 PM (13 years ago) (m) UNA NO STOP THA PB4 OF A TALK
| Posted: at 12-05-2011 08:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Omilim") Omilim at 12-05-2011 08:46 PM (13 years ago) (f) pb4 | Posted: at 12-05-2011 08:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "teeco") teeco at 12-05-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago) (m) NEWBIE
| Posted: at 12-05-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 12-05-2011 10:59 PM (13 years ago) (m) u try jare
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 12-05-2011 10:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 12-05-2011 11:59 PM (13 years ago) (m) UNA NO STOP THA PB4 OF A TALK
no mind them, since wey i don dey tell them anyway, pb4 sha
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 12-05-2011 11:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "bodeniyi") bodeniyi at 13-05-2011 03:16 AM (13 years ago) (m) omosexy.. why now.. na b4 b4 | Posted: at 13-05-2011 03:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "KINGJHOE") KINGJHOE at 13-05-2011 08:41 AM (13 years ago) (m) ITS BEEN THERE SINCE 1759 | Posted: at 13-05-2011 08:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 13-05-2011 08:49 AM (13 years ago) ![]() ok | Posted: at 13-05-2011 08:49 AM (13 years ago) | | |
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Seen | Posted: at 13-05-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 13-05-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago) ![]() Boo | Posted: at 13-05-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | | |
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