Obasanjo Clock!!!

Former First Lady Stella died and went to heaven. As she stood before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clock behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time a person lies, the hand on the clock moves." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hand has never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that?" St. Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikiwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life". "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!!

Posted: at 19-05-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Meaningless post

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice joke, but what happened to the jokes section?

Posted: at 19-05-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

if JESUS uses OBJ,s clock as fan in his office , thats a big problems so for him

Posted: at 19-05-2011 08:54 PM (13 years ago) | Grande Master

Passing with no comment...

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Posted: at 20-05-2011 01:19 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

meaningless posting.

Posted: at 21-05-2011 03:21 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Very nice but wrong place, i think joke forum is the best place.

Posted: at 21-05-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i laugh small

Posted: at 21-05-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Then na which forum be this if no be joke forum???

Posted: at 21-05-2011 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 21-05-2011 05:47 PM (13 years ago) |