On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried about her husband finding out that she wasn't a virgin.
"No problem," said the friend. "Just go out and buy yourself a nice piece of liver and put it up inside you just before you have sex. You'll feel nice and tight and he'll never know the difference."
She went ahead and followed her friend's advice. On her wedding night, she and her new husband went wild. They did it in the tub, they did it on the floor, they did it just about everywhere.
The bride woke up the next morning and found her new hubby was gone and all that was left was a note that read:
Sweetheart, I love you very much. I feel terrible about what has happened. I can't go on after this, and I know now that we can never have a life together.
Goodbye darling.
P.S. Your honeypot is in the refrigerator.
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
jossy4reall at 24-05-2011 04:24 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Sophie which kain thing be dis naa Y u dey keep ur virgina virgin 4 refrigerator, e tell u say heat dey do am
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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