Two Drunk Women

Date: 29-05-2011 8:26 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Ibrutex Ebraheem
- at 29-05-2011 08:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said,
''From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!''

Posted: at 29-05-2011 08:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- giftmurphy at 29-05-2011 09:16 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 29-05-2011 09:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 29-05-2011 09:19 PM (13 years ago)
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heeeee Grin
Posted: at 29-05-2011 09:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- maryclaret at 29-05-2011 11:58 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 29-05-2011 11:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 30-05-2011 12:02 AM (13 years ago)
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Yhewwwwwwwwwwww
Posted: at 30-05-2011 12:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ekpelove at 30-05-2011 01:19 AM (13 years ago)
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More like a funny joke
Posted: at 30-05-2011 01:19 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KINGJHOE at 30-05-2011 01:22 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-05-2011 01:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-05-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
Bi boooo Undecided
Posted: at 30-05-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) |
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- omotoyosolabisi at 31-05-2011 11:09 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-05-2011 11:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shawntyxl at 31-05-2011 12:17 PM (13 years ago)
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haha Grin
Posted: at 31-05-2011 12:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 31-05-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 31-05-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 31-05-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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smiled...........................
Posted: at 31-05-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 31-05-2011 06:03 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 31-05-2011 06:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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