THE POPE'S DRIVER

Date: 08-12-2008 1:27 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Joseph Tope
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- at 8-12-2008 01:27 PM (12 years ago)
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After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.”Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver,” Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”"Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.”"I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning.
“Who’s going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you,” says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he’s German.)

“Please slow down, Your Holiness!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. “Oh, dear God, I’m gonna lose my license — and my job!” moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

“So bust him,” says the Chief.

“I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really big,” said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,” All the more reason!”

“No, I mean really important,” said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, “Who ya got there, the Mayor?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: ” The Governor?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “The President?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

“Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it?”

Cop: “I think it’s God!”

The Chief is stumped, ” You been drinking, John? “
Cop: ” No Sir.”

Chief: ” Then what makes you think it’s God?”

Cop: “He’s got the Pope as a chauffeur!”

Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 8-12-2008 01:44 PM (12 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josfeem at 10-12-2008 02:26 AM (12 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 10-12-2008 02:26 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kennycynth at 10-12-2008 12:19 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one guy, keep it up
Posted: at 10-12-2008 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 10-12-2008 05:46 PM (12 years ago)
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posted b5 not b4




shit

Posted: at 10-12-2008 05:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- josfeem at 10-12-2008 09:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Thanks kenny no mind toks dat him cap they affect him eyes no bi him fault
Posted: at 10-12-2008 09:00 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 10-12-2008 10:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: josfeem on 10-12-2008 09:00 PM
Thanks kenny no mind toks dat him cap they affect him eyes no bi him fault


i say this joke don full this zone tire

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Posted: at 10-12-2008 10:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- josfeem at 10-12-2008 10:53 PM (12 years ago)
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We don hear bros.
Posted: at 10-12-2008 10:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Tintblue at 11-12-2008 05:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol.......Oh God this is funny....na fotocopy but na the same wey dey original... i no mind am
Posted: at 11-12-2008 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 11-12-2008 06:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Tint... U laff like dis for d original???
Posted: at 11-12-2008 06:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 11-12-2008 08:12 PM (12 years ago)
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for where?? d guy no laf at all se....f na cry im be dey cry



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Posted: at 11-12-2008 08:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gardner at 12-12-2008 05:04 PM (12 years ago)
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its cool
Posted: at 12-12-2008 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmie at 16-12-2008 11:53 AM (12 years ago)
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brb Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-12-2008 11:53 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 16-12-2008 12:06 PM (12 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 16-12-2008 12:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgan1 at 19-06-2016 06:58 AM (4 years ago)
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- scottchris at 19-06-2016 11:09 AM (4 years ago)
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- Vectorcy at 19-06-2016 07:20 PM (4 years ago)
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- kison at 23-06-2016 07:31 PM (4 years ago)
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- scottchris at 23-06-2016 09:06 PM (4 years ago)
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Quote from: DR.kison on 23-06-2016 07:31 PM
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- michaelc80 at 23-06-2016 10:24 PM (4 years ago)
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