1st woman: “Hi! My name is Wanda.”2nd woman: “Hi! I’m Kelly. How’d you die?”1st woman: “I Froze to Death.”2nd woman: “How Horrible!”
1st woman: “It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?”
2nd woman: “I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.”
1st woman: “So, what happened?”
2nd woman: “I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became soexhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.”
1st woman: “Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive.”
Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:41 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
wating be ur own? U fit open dat ur wide mouth 2 call me JJC no be one day u self come site or u no meet pple here wen u come?Na ITK(I too Know)dey kill u.
Posted: at 8-12-2008 05:45 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
you blind? abi you know sabi read. na you i dey talk to How am i suppose to know d joke someone has posted b4.I jst know d kind person u re, YOU ARE A FOOL
Posted: at 8-12-2008 06:09 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Yes i do Mr wise man.Am i suppose to read all the jokes on this site.How will u be telling me that am blind afterall there is no crime in posting a joke that somebody has posted.Since u ve seen it b4 is not a must u read it again.So learn ow to talk to pple.
Posted: at 8-12-2008 09:11 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Yes i do Mr wise man.Am i suppose to read all the jokes on this site.How will u be telling me that am blind afterall there is no crime in posting a joke that somebody has posted.Since u ve seen it b4 is not a must u read it again.So learn ow to talk to pple.
u should be the one doing the learning. we don't insult people here
Posted: at 9-12-2008 11:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
If na dat one dey make u vex,am sorry no vex. At least there is a way u talk 2 sb rather than offensive words.If i post a joke that someone has posted b4 is because ve nt seen it here if by any way ve come across it there is no sense in posting it again.
Posted: at 9-12-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
If na dat one dey make u vex,am sorry no vex. At least there is a way u talk 2 sb rather than offensive words.If i post a joke that someone has posted b4 is because ve nt seen it here if by any way ve come across it there is no sense in posting it again.
guy i no dey vex o. if we no tell people say dem don post reposted jokes b4, na so so old jokes we go dey see for naijaplas
Posted: at 9-12-2008 05:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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