war with words (Page 6)

Date: 01-06-2011 8:13 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu

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deguzman at 24-06-2011 11:48 AM (12 years ago)

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50scent at 24-06-2011 12:06 PM (12 years ago)

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DEGUZMAN

RELATIONSHIP & ROMANCE FORUM; MINISTER FOR WOMEN AFFAIRS WELCOMES YOU Cheesy

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jjdogara at 24-06-2011 01:26 PM (12 years ago)

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kenolis at 24-06-2011 10:40 PM (12 years ago)

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jeffrey4u at 25-06-2011 01:21 AM (12 years ago)

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terryworld at 25-06-2011 08:23 AM (12 years ago)

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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

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kenolis at 26-06-2011 02:18 AM (12 years ago)

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na you sabi

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AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-06-2011 02:52 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: DaCutest on 1-06-2011 08:13 PM

A frustrated husband and his wife once engaged themselves in a war of words:
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,
Then I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza,
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi,
He saw me in dark, he created light,
He saw me without problems, he created YOU

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue,
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.

Posted: at 27-06-2011 02:52 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

at 27-06-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago)

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kenolis at 28-06-2011 02:38 AM (12 years ago)

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test by moon light

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AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 28-06-2011 01:59 PM (12 years ago)

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Mooon light story Tongue

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at 28-06-2011 02:03 PM (12 years ago)

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AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 28-06-2011 02:05 PM (12 years ago)

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terryworld at 28-06-2011 02:47 PM (12 years ago)

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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 28-06-2011 02:47 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

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jossy4reall at 28-06-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago)

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okie

Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me

Posted: at 28-06-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

terryworld at 28-06-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago)

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anoda ok

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 28-06-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

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