war with words (Page 9)

Date: 01-06-2011 8:13 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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- jeffrey4u at 17-07-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago)
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no wonder u get lovely face
Posted: at 17-07-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 18-07-2011 12:19 AM (12 years ago)
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talk wetin dey your mind
Posted: at 18-07-2011 12:19 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 18-07-2011 05:55 PM (12 years ago)
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no be u
Posted: at 18-07-2011 05:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 18-07-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago)
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yh
Posted: at 18-07-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 19-07-2011 12:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on  1-06-2011 08:13 PM
A frustrated husband and his wife once engaged themselves in a war of words:
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,
Then I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got Heart Attack.


HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza,
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi,
He saw me in dark, he created light,
He saw me without problems, he created YOU

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue,
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.
this is interestin
Posted: at 19-07-2011 12:55 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 19-07-2011 01:13 PM (12 years ago)
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really interesting Grin
Posted: at 19-07-2011 01:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MilleniumMan at 19-07-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 19-07-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 19-07-2011 03:52 PM (12 years ago)
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y do u think so?
Posted: at 19-07-2011 03:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 19-07-2011 11:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-07-2011 11:20 AM
really?
yes......it.........is
Posted: at 19-07-2011 11:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 20-07-2011 12:08 AM (12 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 20-07-2011 12:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 20-07-2011 06:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 19-07-2011 01:13 PM
really interesting Grin

hisssssssssssssssssss
Posted: at 20-07-2011 06:25 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 20-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 20-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 20-07-2011 11:07 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-07-2011 11:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 20-07-2011 11:50 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 20-07-2011 11:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 24-07-2011 01:41 AM (12 years ago)
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go chop abeg
Posted: at 24-07-2011 01:41 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 24-07-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 24-07-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 24-07-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 19-07-2011 11:33 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 19-07-2011 11:20 AM
really?
yes......it.........is

ok
Posted: at 24-07-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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