Truly 9ja (Pick Your Gift From Mama's Body!)

Pick Your Gift From Mama's Body!
 

A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother
arrived from the USA, sent by their sister/ The tiny corpse was so
tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was
practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin,
they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's
chest, which read:

Dearest brodas and sistas, I am sending you our moda's remains for
burial deh in Lagos. Sorry I couldn't come along as tha expenses
were so high. You will find inside de coffin, unda Mama's body, 12
cans of Libby's corned beef and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just share
it among yourselves. On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks
(size for Junior. De are four pairs of Reeboks unda Mama's head
for Tunde's sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-Shirts-one is
for Omo, Roy and de rest are for my nephews.

Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bra (your favorite) just
divide it among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria's secret panties
dat Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and
cousins. Mama is also wearing eight Docker pants. Ikeje, please get
one for yaself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you
asked for is on Mam's left wrist, please get it. Aunty Ifoma, Mama
is wearing what you asked for-earrings, ring and necklace just
please get dem. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is
wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls de. I hope they
like the color.

Your loving sister, nene!

P.S Please tek care of finding a dress for her burial
 

Posted: at 15-12-2008 12:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

they want to strip d woman completely, sha i love ur story, eiyaaaa pity them.

Posted: at 15-12-2008 01:16 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

LOL! really funny. the girl get sense

Posted: at 15-12-2008 04:45 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

POSTED B4

Posted: at 15-12-2008 08:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac