GLAD TO BE DRUNK

Date: 02-07-2011 12:03 pm (12 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
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- at 2-07-2011 12:03 PM (12 years ago)
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

Posted: at 2-07-2011 12:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- at 2-07-2011 12:22 PM (12 years ago)
tell ram
Posted: at 2-07-2011 12:22 PM (12 years ago) |
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- duron at 2-07-2011 01:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Atleast call am Remix
Posted: at 2-07-2011 01:00 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bjtechwork at 2-07-2011 01:23 PM (12 years ago)
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what is ram
Posted: at 2-07-2011 01:23 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- duron at 2-07-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago)
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YOU GO AM JOKE RE-LOADED

HAHAHAHA, GUY RELAX UR SELF JO
Posted: at 2-07-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rayspeed at 2-07-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago)
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wu b dis poster wey dey comit pb4 offence anyhow??? infact u r from dis forum
Posted: at 2-07-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bjtechwork at 2-07-2011 02:03 PM (12 years ago)
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tell ram then
Posted: at 2-07-2011 02:03 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- bjtechwork at 2-07-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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abi?
Posted: at 2-07-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- bjtechwork at 2-07-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-07-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rayspeed at 3-07-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-07-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 3-07-2011 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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- rayspeed at 3-07-2011 03:30 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-07-2011 03:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 3-07-2011 03:46 PM (12 years ago)
see yeye ooo Undecided
Posted: at 3-07-2011 03:46 PM (12 years ago) |
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- rayspeed at 3-07-2011 08:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 3-07-2011 08:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 3-07-2011 10:14 PM (12 years ago)
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E no make sense.
Posted: at 3-07-2011 10:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rayspeed at 3-07-2011 10:34 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin b dat
Posted: at 3-07-2011 10:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 4-07-2011 01:19 AM (12 years ago)
you
Posted: at 4-07-2011 01:19 AM (12 years ago) |
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- rayspeed at 4-07-2011 05:55 AM (12 years ago)
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i don c wetin dey pinch u for body beta mak ur decision now
Posted: at 4-07-2011 05:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 4-07-2011 01:29 PM (12 years ago)
na waoo to you ooo
Posted: at 4-07-2011 01:29 PM (12 years ago) |
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- rayspeed at 4-07-2011 07:26 PM (12 years ago)
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nobi truth! u beta choose christ
Posted: at 4-07-2011 07:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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