lil Johnny and Jenny

Date: 17-12-2008 2:23 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Temitope Sadik
- at 17-12-2008 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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lil johnny & jenny are only 10yrss old but knew dey were in love. one day, dey decided dat dey want 2 get married, so johnny goes 2 jenny's dad 2 ask 4 her hand.
johnny bravely walks up 2 him & says 'Mr Smith, me & jenny r in luv & i want 2 ask u 4 her hand in marriage' thinking dat was d cutest thing, Mr Smith replies 'well johnny, u r only 10. where will u 2 live?' without even thinking, johnny replies, 'in jenny's room. it's bigger than mine & we can both fit dere nicely.' still thinking dis is just adorable, Mr Smith says with a huge grin 'ok, den how will u live? u're not old enough 2 get a job. u'll need 2 support jenny.' again johnny answers instantly. 'our allowance, jenny makes 5 bucks a week & i make 10 bucks a week. datz about 60 bucks a month, & dat should do us just fine' by dis time Mr Smith was shocked. so, he thinks 4 something dat johnny wont have an answer 2. after a second he said, 'it seems u have it all figures out. i just have 1 more question 4 u. wot will u do if d 2 of u should have little ones of our own?' johnny just shrugs his shoulder and says, ' well, we have been lucky so far'

Posted: at 17-12-2008 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Kennycynth at 17-12-2008 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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funny....lol
Posted: at 17-12-2008 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 17-12-2008 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL!
thumb up girl
Posted: at 17-12-2008 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 17-12-2008 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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lucky? i no get the gist. where i suppose laff?
Posted: at 17-12-2008 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lylawal at 17-12-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Rezi, where U laughin guards? Abi U de beef TOMMYGIRL ne, say she post fine joke pass U... LOL!
Posted: at 17-12-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Tommygirl at 18-12-2008 11:59 AM (15 years ago)
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rezi i no say ur hobby go b beefin pple Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 18-12-2008 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 18-12-2008 01:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Its good, you try...but na oyinbo joke.
Posted: at 18-12-2008 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gardner at 18-12-2008 02:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lylawal on 17-12-2008 05:34 PM
Rezi, where U laughin guards? Abi U de beef TOMMYGIRL ne, say she post fine joke pass U... LOL!
i can see ur own laughing guards, keep laughing .nope
Posted: at 18-12-2008 02:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- HIGHD at 18-12-2008 02:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Its good, you try...but na oyinbo joke.

u get am
but she try,nice one

rezi,Y beef na?Huh?
Posted: at 18-12-2008 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinbaba at 18-12-2008 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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i don't know why guys  dey beef guys 4 naijapals.ds joke is definitely off-colour bt guys dey commend am bcos she be gal. haba!if na guy post ds nw,una 4 don nail am with 'beefy'comments.make una allow women grow nw instead of patronising them.gal! ur joke no get punchline,originality or humour at all!!!  Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 18-12-2008 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 18-12-2008 07:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol.
Posted: at 18-12-2008 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 19-12-2008 01:34 PM (15 years ago)
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word
Posted: at 19-12-2008 01:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgrawl231 at 16-04-2016 03:11 PM (8 years ago)
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Lol....
Posted: at 16-04-2016 03:11 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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