Late (Chief)Robinson

Date: 13-07-2011 9:40 pm (12 years ago) | Author: bibismall
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- at 13-07-2011 09:40 PM (12 years ago)
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At a launching ceremony a chief noticed that each dignitary making donation had two titles attached to his name. For instance, Chief (Dr) Micheal Aspirin, Prof (Pastor) Felix Man etc..
The Chief determined not to allow anyone ridicule or win him at the occasion beckoned on the MC to give him the mic. He then announced thus: I, Late(Chief) Robinson Magnus Adusy donates the sum of N500,000 cash. See people running!


Posted: at 13-07-2011 09:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Skypon2002 at 13-07-2011 10:25 PM (12 years ago)
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omo! i dey run ooo Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 13-07-2011 10:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nellykelly008 at 14-07-2011 09:56 AM (12 years ago)
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HEHE.. Grin Grin Grin
GIRL YOU FUNNY
WHO WILL TAKE THE MONEY NOW,
 GO GET THE 500K FOR ME PLZZZZZ
Posted: at 14-07-2011 09:56 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 14-07-2011 10:07 AM (12 years ago)
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I go collect d money 1st b4 running away Cheesy

Posted: at 14-07-2011 10:07 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 14-07-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 14-07-2011 10:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precious44 at 14-07-2011 10:43 AM (12 years ago)
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i dey escape ooo
Posted: at 14-07-2011 10:43 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kasiemobi at 14-07-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Nice one, but, i don post this joke b4. If u think say na lie, ask stephen.
Posted: at 14-07-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bibismall at 14-07-2011 11:35 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on 14-07-2011 11:00 AM
Nice one, but, i don post this joke b4. If u think say na lie, ask stephen.

Stephen na ur boyfriend? Why una two dey follow each other for yansh like bf and gf?

Posted: at 14-07-2011 11:35 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kasiemobi at 14-07-2011 11:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Bibis, wetin be ur own? If no be say i wan like u, i for break pesin head. Oya, give me apology kiss or i go commit suicide.
Posted: at 14-07-2011 11:52 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bibismall at 14-07-2011 12:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on 14-07-2011 11:52 AM
Bibis, wetin be ur own? If no be say i wan like u, i for break pesin head. Oya, give me apology kiss or i go commit suicide.

Nor vex, is joke i am

Posted: at 14-07-2011 12:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chiluvsky at 14-07-2011 12:08 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 14-07-2011 12:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bibismall at 14-07-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 14-07-2011 11:39 AM
Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 11:35 AM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 14-07-2011 11:00 AM
Nice one, but, i don post this joke b4. If u think say na lie, ask stephen.

hahahahahahaha
i neva see dis one for this site b4
make i check my directory
if na pb4
i go delete this one

Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 11:35 AM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 14-07-2011 11:00 AM
Nice one, but, i don post this joke b4. If u think say na lie, ask stephen.

Stephen na ur boyfriend? Why una two dey follow each other for yansh like bf and gf?
woman
i resemble gay?



them dey write am for forehead?

Posted: at 14-07-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bibismall at 14-07-2011 12:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 14-07-2011 12:17 PM
Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 12:13 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 14-07-2011 11:39 AM
Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 11:35 AM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 14-07-2011 11:00 AM
Nice one, but, i don post this joke b4. If u think say na lie, ask stephen.

hahahahahahaha
i neva see dis one for this site b4
make i check my directory
if na pb4
i go delete this one

Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 11:35 AM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 14-07-2011 11:00 AM
Nice one, but, i don post this joke b4. If u think say na lie, ask stephen.

Stephen na ur boyfriend? Why una two dey follow each other for yansh like bf and gf?
woman
i resemble gay?



them dey write am for forehead?
yes naaa
u see anyone for my head?
nor be dis ur forehead wen i dey see from here so? infact, many tins dey wen i dey see

Posted: at 14-07-2011 12:21 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bibismall at 14-07-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 14-07-2011 12:29 PM
Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 12:21 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 14-07-2011 12:17 PM
Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 12:13 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 14-07-2011 11:39 AM
Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 11:35 AM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 14-07-2011 11:00 AM
Nice one, but, i don post this joke b4. If u think say na lie, ask stephen.

hahahahahahaha
i neva see dis one for this site b4
make i check my directory
if na pb4
i go delete this one

Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 11:35 AM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 14-07-2011 11:00 AM
Nice one, but, i don post this joke b4. If u think say na lie, ask stephen.

Stephen na ur boyfriend? Why una two dey follow each other for yansh like bf and gf?
woman
i resemble gay?



them dey write am for forehead?
yes naaa
u see anyone for my head?
nor be dis ur forehead wen i dey see from here so? infact, many tins dey wen i dey see
oya tell me wetin u dey see

i dont want other peopel to know ur secret and who u are so i'll just chil.

Posted: at 14-07-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kasiemobi at 14-07-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bibismall on 14-07-2011 12:07 PM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 14-07-2011 11:52 AM
Bibis, wetin be ur own? If no be say i wan like u, i for break pesin head. Oya, give me apology kiss or i go commit suicide.

Nor vex, is joke i am
i understand, but, the kiss go do me well. I need ram
Posted: at 14-07-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 14-07-2011 02:30 PM (12 years ago)
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me sef don 4lo run
Posted: at 14-07-2011 02:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 14-07-2011 02:38 PM (12 years ago)
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If fowl mess, ground go dey pursue ram
Posted: at 14-07-2011 02:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 14-07-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Sm pple brain dey leak 4 here
Posted: at 14-07-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 14-07-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago)
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I no fit shout abeg..LWKMD

Posted: at 14-07-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chicanorose at 14-07-2011 04:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Hehehehhehehhhheheehee abeg bring the money for me.

Posted: at 14-07-2011 04:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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