c as jossy fall our hands

An African man (Jossy) was struggling a bit with English abroad. He enters a Restaurant and wants to order chicken but he can't remember what is chicken in English. he sees another man on the next table with 4 eggs on hs plate..then he called d waiter n points at the eggs on d plate.."Come...I want their mama

C as una dey open una yeye teeth like say mad woman mess for una mouth