house of prostitution

Date: 29-07-2011 6:57 am (12 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
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- at 29-07-2011 06:57 AM (12 years ago)
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the Far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

Posted: at 29-07-2011 06:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- deguzman at 29-07-2011 07:29 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahah
Posted: at 29-07-2011 07:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 29-07-2011 07:50 AM (12 years ago)
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hehehehehe na dis one confirmed joke  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 07:50 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 29-07-2011 08:56 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 08:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 29-07-2011 11:04 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
o laff wella
Posted: at 29-07-2011 11:04 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ninky at 29-07-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago)
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9ce one joor,  Grin nd a very 9ce biznes at dat Undecided nd a lot of gain too. Bt i nid sponsors nd partners. Interestd individuals shld pls contact me,so i can snd u my acc number Wink
Posted: at 29-07-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 29-07-2011 11:54 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmm




Posted: at 29-07-2011 11:54 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyi32 at 29-07-2011 01:41 PM (12 years ago)
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laff wan restore my viginity.......
Posted: at 29-07-2011 01:41 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- creativecosmos at 29-07-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyi32 on 29-07-2011 01:41 PM
laff wan restore my viginity.......
E DON TEY WEY U LOSE AM BE DAT
Posted: at 29-07-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 29-07-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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yeh.... Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 29-07-2011 07:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: onyi32 on 29-07-2011 01:41 PM
laff wan restore my viginity.......
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 07:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 29-07-2011 07:44 PM (12 years ago)
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At last he posted a joke but still C&P
Posted: at 29-07-2011 07:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 29-07-2011 09:08 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehehe
moni for nofin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 09:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 29-07-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 29-07-2011 07:44 PM
At last he posted a joke but still C&P
Jossy,u are a very bad critic,no,u sound preposteroius
Posted: at 29-07-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- wandepope at 29-07-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago)
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interesting
Posted: at 29-07-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 30-07-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago)
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these nuns paaa
Posted: at 30-07-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 30-07-2011 07:30 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 30-07-2011 07:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 31-07-2011 12:55 AM (12 years ago)
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they go fi use am sumtin propa
Posted: at 31-07-2011 12:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 31-07-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: creativecosmos on 29-07-2011 10:54 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 29-07-2011 07:44 PM
At last he posted a joke but still C&P
Jossy,u are a very bad critic,no,u sound preposteroius

U dey confuse??,,, na dis small thing u dey blow big grammar like dis???
If no be say I like u as my pal wey u be eehh,,,, I for call u murutu impafu
Posted: at 31-07-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- EFEJONES1 at 31-07-2011 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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this one na 4 those guys wey no get self control. nice one though
Posted: at 31-07-2011 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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