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![-]( "Blindwanderer") Blindwanderer at 8-08-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago)  (m) Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."
So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The teacher says OK, she can handle it.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."
She says yes I know who you are.
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.
So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost."
The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over." | Posted: at 8-08-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Deffney") Deffney at 8-08-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago) (f)  wise JOhnny really certified Las Vegas Boy
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart  | Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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you're so smart :] how you carry know say him from las vegas? e dey for the joke?  | Posted: at 8-08-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Deffney") Deffney at 8-08-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago) (f) na gambler na
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart | Posted: at 8-08-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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na gambler na gotcha ^^ | Posted: at 8-08-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 8-08-2011 09:12 PM (13 years ago) (f) wise crook johnny | Posted: at 8-08-2011 09:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "precious44") precious44 at 9-08-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago) (f) posted b4 | Posted: at 9-08-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "elusakin") elusakin at 9-08-2011 10:56 AM (13 years ago) (m) He's a fictitious but talented gambler | Posted: at 9-08-2011 10:56 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "omoladey") omoladey at 9-08-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) (m) laff wan kill me 4 hia o | Posted: at 9-08-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 10-08-2011 01:05 AM (13 years ago) (m) heheheheheeh
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 10-08-2011 01:05 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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hehehe Real Gambler
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 11-08-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Mercies") Mercies at 11-08-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago) (f) NICE ONE | Posted: at 11-08-2011 12:00 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 12-08-2011 10:37 PM (13 years ago) (m) Twisted PB4
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 12-08-2011 10:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "thom") thom at 12-08-2011 11:47 PM (13 years ago) (m) posted b4
The poster said "not pb4" | Posted: at 12-08-2011 11:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 14-08-2011 01:58 AM (13 years ago) (m) 
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 14-08-2011 01:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 14-08-2011 02:27 AM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 14-08-2011 02:27 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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