Cock a doodle do

Date: 23-12-2008 5:22 pm (12 years ago) | Author: FEMI BEN
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                                     Cock a doodle do
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini. The bartender says "What a coincidence, The only other person at the bar is that beautiful woman at the other end. She is also drinking triple martinis." After a few sips of his drink, the man walks up to the woman and says, "Isn't it a coincidence that we are both having the same drink." She replies "Yes! I am here because I am celebrating. After 20 years of trying I am finally pregnant!" "What a coincidence," the man replied. "I am also celebrating. After years of experimenting, I have invented a multicolored chicken." At this, the woman asked "How did you ever accomplish that!?" "I had to try a lot of different cocks," he said. The woman replied "What a coincidence!!!!"

Posted: at 23-12-2008 05:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 23-12-2008 06:23 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-12-2008 06:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 23-12-2008 06:40 PM (12 years ago)
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haha,ur name say u be the second version of somebody else,try be urself,maybe u will type something betta
Posted: at 23-12-2008 06:40 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 24-12-2008 12:26 PM (12 years ago)
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no kill am now na today he just join
Posted: at 24-12-2008 12:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 24-12-2008 09:04 PM (12 years ago)
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i no be d second version of any body o na my name in italia be dat
Posted: at 24-12-2008 09:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 24-12-2008 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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So ur name sef get italia version, na wa o
Posted: at 24-12-2008 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 24-12-2008 11:56 PM (12 years ago)
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bros who ever teach u no try at all
Posted: at 24-12-2008 11:56 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 29-12-2008 08:59 PM (12 years ago)
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ehn ehn u go teach me
Posted: at 29-12-2008 08:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 30-12-2008 12:25 AM (12 years ago)
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wetin una dey teach and wetin una dey learn?
Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-12-2008 12:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on 23-12-2008 05:22 PM


                                     Cock a doodle do
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini. The bartender says "What a coincidence, The only other person at the bar is that beautiful woman at the other end. She is also drinking triple martinis." After a few sips of his drink, the man walks up to the woman and says, "Isn't it a coincidence that we are both having the same drink." She replies "Yes! I am here because I am celebrating. After 20 years of trying I am finally pregnant!" "What a coincidence," the man replied. "I am also celebrating. After years of experimenting, I have invented a multicolored chicken." At this, the woman asked "How did you ever accomplish that!?" "I had to try a lot of different cocks," he said. The woman replied "What a coincidence!!!!"


hhhmmmmm

quite interesting but it ain't funnie

Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:30 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 12:35 AM (12 years ago)
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e dey intersting nd e no funny na wa o
Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 6-01-2009 03:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 30-12-2008 12:35 AM
e dey intersting nd e no funny na wa o

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2009 03:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 6-01-2009 05:32 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2009 05:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 6-01-2009 07:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 30-12-2008 12:35 AM
e dey intersting nd e no funny na wa o
maybe wetin e dey try to talk b say, dem fit use the joke act DRAMA and not COMEDY.
Posted: at 6-01-2009 07:32 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 7-01-2009 05:33 PM (12 years ago)
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try ur best anoda day
Posted: at 7-01-2009 05:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 7-01-2009 10:33 PM (12 years ago)
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  What a coincidence! That means the woman don try different men. Na wa oooo!!!

Posted: at 7-01-2009 10:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 8-01-2009 11:33 AM (12 years ago)
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yes now
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 11:50 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 9-01-2009 09:09 PM (12 years ago)
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u are welcome........
Posted: at 9-01-2009 09:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 9-01-2009 11:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  9-01-2009 09:09 PM
u are welcome........
where
Posted: at 9-01-2009 11:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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