Drunkness no good

Date: 24-12-2008 9:18 pm (15 years ago) | Author: FEMI BEN
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- at 24-12-2008 09:18 PM (15 years ago)
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"

I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds, "You don't say. I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man, and they both pour back their drinks.

Curious, the first man then asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin!" The men both continue drinking.

Curiosity strikes again and the first man asks, "What school did you go to?"

"St. Mary's," replied the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable," the first man says. "I went to St. Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk again."

Posted: at 24-12-2008 09:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- segxi at 29-12-2008 09:34 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 29-12-2008 09:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 29-12-2008 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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DRUNKs
Posted: at 29-12-2008 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 12:58 PM (15 years ago)
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ehen
Posted: at 29-12-2008 12:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 29-12-2008 06:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Wetin concern me na... If dem like make dem sleep for gutter...
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 06:45 PM (15 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided :-\javascript:void(0);

Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 29-12-2008 06:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Toks... Wetin u know the twins???
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 07:10 PM (15 years ago)
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they fit e be hin brothers now
Posted: at 29-12-2008 07:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 07:55 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 29-12-2008 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 07:58 PM (15 years ago)
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talk now
Posted: at 29-12-2008 07:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin i wan talk? u want make i waste my typing for here?
Posted: at 29-12-2008 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 30-12-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Segxi... na by force??? Leave rezi... Im go talk id im wan talk...
Posted: at 30-12-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-12-2008 05:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 29-12-2008 06:47 PM
Toks... Wetin u know the twins???

i no know wetin you dey talk oh...... Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

Posted: at 30-12-2008 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 30-12-2008 05:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 29-12-2008 07:10 PM
they fit e be hin brothers now

my brother ke...... Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 30-12-2008 05:44 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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u no get brother ?
Posted: at 30-12-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 8-01-2009 12:02 PM (15 years ago)
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segxi why r u lalarizin so dis is how u became an addict by lalarizin on naijapals maybe i shuld follow ur trend den i'l also become an addict
as 4 dis so called joke................. ........... damn smacks wid familiarity

Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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u na don start again o. which one  b lalarizin na
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 8-01-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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abeg o small small  no kill us 4 here...

segxi where u dico dey
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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u don forget say I no get Huh?

e still dey oyin hand na
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 9-01-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago)
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na whaooooo oyinbo too....much u no see that dog self.......
Posted: at 9-01-2009 01:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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