DaCutest at 16-08-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago) (f)
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.
The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted fixed. Many of the people were elderly so they were covering their eyes and hearts. Then the preacher said "Ok now for you at home put your hand on the part of your body you want fixed and say this prayer with me." So the little old lady put her hand on her heart, because she had a very bad heart. And the little old man put his hands on his crotch. The little old lady turned to her husband and said "He said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
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It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 01:35 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Yet another
PB4 . Geez!
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply DaCutest at 16-08-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago) (f)
get used 2 it
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 01:42 PM (13 years ago) (m)
It pisses me off. Don't worry, when you get to a certain level here on NP you'll understand
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kingsleyd at 16-08-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) (m)
pb4 oooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 16-08-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) (m)
How many times you wan talk ram?
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 16-08-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Deffney at 16-08-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) (f)
still funny
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 16-08-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply 53787 at 16-08-2011 05:46 PM (13 years ago) (f)
yesoo, still funny
Posted: at 16-08-2011 05:46 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply giftmurphy at 16-08-2011 06:49 PM (13 years ago) (f)
very very very funny..........
Posted: at 16-08-2011 06:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 08:09 PM (13 years ago) (m)
mtcheeew
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 16-08-2011 08:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply emmajenic1 at 17-08-2011 12:35 AM (13 years ago) (m)
I can raise ur boob!!!
PB444444444444444.....
Posted: at 17-08-2011 12:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply jeffrey4u at 17-08-2011 12:47 AM (13 years ago) (m)
old joke
Posted: at 17-08-2011 12:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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No talk.
Posted: at 17-08-2011 03:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply stranz at 17-08-2011 10:05 AM (13 years ago) (m)
mmhmn
Posted: at 17-08-2011 10:05 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply giftmurphy at 17-08-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago) (f)
hmmn
Posted: at 17-08-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply deguzman at 17-08-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) (m)
PB4
Posted: at 17-08-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Emmagency9 at 17-08-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) (m)
we know before
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 17-08-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kingsleyd at 17-08-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago) (m)
i talk am b4
Posted: at 17-08-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kingsleyd at 17-08-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago) (m)
say sum pple get touch
Posted: at 17-08-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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