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Date: 16-08-2011 3:11 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Karyordey
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- at 16-08-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton &
Abacha died and all went straight
to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss
England, I want to call England
and see how everybody is doing
there.
She called and talked for about 5
minutes, then she asked "Well
devil how much do I owe you for
the call?
The devil replied, "Five million
dollars"
She wrote him a cheque and
went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he
starts screaming, "My turn! I
wanna call the United States, I
want to see how everybody is
doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2
minutes, then he asked,
"Well,devil how much do I owe
you?
The devil replied, "Ten million
dollars"
With a smug look on his face,
and feeling more important than
the English, he made a cheque
and went to sit back on his chair.
Abacha was even more jealous &
starts screaming, "I want to call
Nigeria too, I want to see how
everybody is doing there too. I
wanna talk to the ministers, the
deputy, I wanna talk to
everybody".....
He called Nigeria and he talked
for about twenty hours, he talked
& talked & talked, then he asked,
"Well, devil how much do I owe
you for my long call?
The devil replied "One dollar!".
Abacha is stunned & queries the
devil. "One dollar??? Only one
dollar ke??"
The devil replied. "Well, when you
make a call from one hell to
another hell, we bill it at a local
rate".

Posted: at 16-08-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Okay, Next!
Posted: at 16-08-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 16-08-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago)
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tappin my foot
Posted: at 16-08-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Carrying mine
Posted: at 16-08-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 03:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Now moving it
Posted: at 16-08-2011 03:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-08-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-08-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 16-08-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago)
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lol funny......
Posted: at 16-08-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 07:42 PM (13 years ago)
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WHAT?!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 16-08-2011 07:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 17-08-2011 11:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Shit.
Posted: at 17-08-2011 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 17-08-2011 11:38 AM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 17-08-2011 11:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 17-08-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 16-08-2011 03:24 PM
tappin my foot

y u dey tap ur foot?
Posted: at 17-08-2011 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 17-08-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago)
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ask ram
Posted: at 17-08-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 17-08-2011 06:48 PM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 17-08-2011 06:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 01:02 AM (13 years ago)
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 next
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-08-2011 09:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-08-2011 09:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Jojoboo at 18-08-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago)
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http:// ok ok
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 18-08-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago)
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 Kiss
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 18-08-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmn
Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 18-08-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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comot hia sharp sharp
Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 18-08-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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poster someone is calling u
Posted: at 18-08-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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