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Date: 18-08-2011 11:49 pm (12 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu

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creativecosmos at 18-08-2011 11:49 PM (12 years ago)

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Two villages in Niger Delta decided to have α drinking competition.

Α week to the competition, village (A) sent α delegate to village (B) to confirm if the competition will still hold.

On arrival, the people of village (B) brought α 20ltr keg of their strongest ogogoro drink as kola.

Delegate from village (A) asked if he could taste the 'kola' and he was permitted.

He carried the 20 litre keg and gulped it down. Then asked 'This is gud o....hmmm...wey the main drink?'

The people of town (B) asked him in awe...'Come o! You follow for the people wey go drink?

'Me? Haaa!!!.... Noooo!!! The drinkers dey rehearse!!! Me I no qualify!'

Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:49 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 18-08-2011 11:56 PM (12 years ago)

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hehehehehehehehe

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:56 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

mindz at 19-08-2011 03:53 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 19-08-2011 03:53 AM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

thom at 19-08-2011 05:12 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 19-08-2011 05:12 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 19-08-2011 07:32 AM (12 years ago)

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drinkers

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 19-08-2011 07:32 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

Ruler at 19-08-2011 07:58 AM (12 years ago)

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u go fear lord of shayo

Posted: at 19-08-2011 07:58 AM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

uploader at 19-08-2011 08:02 AM (12 years ago)

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na wa o. Dis one funny o. Grin

Posted: at 19-08-2011 08:02 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

jossy4reall at 19-08-2011 09:05 AM (12 years ago)

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Oboy LWKM

Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me

Posted: at 19-08-2011 09:05 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

terryworld at 19-08-2011 11:02 AM (12 years ago)

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lol

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omoladey at 19-08-2011 11:07 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:07 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 19-08-2011 11:10 AM (12 years ago)

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i dey lyk dis kind competition

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Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:10 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

terryworld at 19-08-2011 06:12 PM (12 years ago)

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u go fear competition

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:12 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

creativecosmos at 20-08-2011 06:38 PM (12 years ago)

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jeffrey4u at 21-08-2011 10:05 AM (12 years ago)

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hehehehehe

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Emmagency9 at 21-08-2011 04:20 PM (12 years ago)

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hahahhahahaha

If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔

Posted: at 21-08-2011 04:20 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

jeffrey4u at 22-08-2011 12:36 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-08-2011 12:36 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

ceejay58 at 22-08-2011 12:51 AM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: creativecosmos on 18-08-2011 11:49 PM

Two villages in Niger Delta decided to have α drinking competition.

Α week to the competition, village (A) sent α delegate to village (B) to confirm if the competition will still hold.

On arrival, the people of village (B) brought α 20ltr keg of their strongest ogogoro drink as kola.

Delegate from village (A) asked if he could taste the 'kola' and he was permitted.

He carried the 20 litre keg and gulped it down. Then asked 'This is gud o....hmmm...wey the main drink?'

The people of town (B) asked him in awe...'Come o! You follow for the people wey go drink?

'Me? Haaa!!!.... Noooo!!! The drinkers dey rehearse!!! Me I no qualify!'

that will be the end of that competition........... lol

Posted: at 22-08-2011 12:51 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

bolaolag at 22-08-2011 01:33 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-08-2011 01:33 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

kingsleyd at 22-08-2011 04:12 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-08-2011 04:12 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 22-08-2011 11:26 PM (12 years ago)

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i just dey laf 4 dis joke

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Posted: at 22-08-2011 11:26 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

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