bolaolag at 22-08-2011 12:48 AM (13 years ago) (f)
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence: "my client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and i fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb".
"well put", the judge replied. "using your logic, i sentence the accused's arm to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it or not as he chooses". The accused smiled. with his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out!
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Posted: at 22-08-2011 12:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Deffney at 22-08-2011 06:26 AM (13 years ago) (f)
poster are u the living accused?
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 22-08-2011 06:26 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply dewumi at 22-08-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) (m)
HILARIOUS AND CREATIVE.
Posted: at 22-08-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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very funny but pb4
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 22-08-2011 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply federico at 22-08-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
ok
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Deffney at 22-08-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago) (f)
yes funny and yeyeism in contol
so u dey control yeyeism?
no wonder oooo
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Deffney at 22-08-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) (f)
ok
federico, derico, rico, co...how are you?
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply kingsleyd at 22-08-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
laugh wan comot my trouser
Posted: at 22-08-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Deffney at 22-08-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) (f)
u mean kingsleyd na naked? hmmmmm
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 22-08-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Busyalleno at 22-08-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) (m)
nice one
Posted: at 22-08-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply Deffney at 22-08-2011 05:33 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Reply omoladey at 22-08-2011 10:08 PM (13 years ago) (m)
i laff small
Posted: at 22-08-2011 10:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jeffrey4u at 23-08-2011 12:46 AM (13 years ago) (m)
semi laff
hehehehe
Posted: at 23-08-2011 12:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 07:12 AM (13 years ago) (m)
u mean kingsleyd na naked? hmmmmm
yes naa
him hold him trouser for hand
stephen i still dey laugh oooo, so i no get ur time now
Posted: at 23-08-2011 07:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Deffney at 23-08-2011 08:57 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 23-08-2011 08:57 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Nzetheo at 23-08-2011 09:50 AM (13 years ago) (m)
small tin u go flash teeth,na watin??
Posted: at 23-08-2011 09:50 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago) (m)
e don spoil
Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) (m)
small tin u go flash teeth,na watin??
she wan make we c em teeth
Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Nzetheo at 23-08-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago) (m)
small tin u go flash teeth,na watin??
she wan make we c em teeth
i no even see any teeth self. U saw any teeth??
Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) (m)
small tin u go flash teeth,na watin??
she wan make we c em teeth
i no even see any teeth self. U saw any teeth??
i no even seen any tooth
Posted: at 23-08-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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