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![-]( "Ak33m") Ak33m at 27-08-2011 07:08 PM (12 years ago)  (m) A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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![-]( "johniykon") johniykon at 27-08-2011 07:10 PM (12 years ago) (m) driver  | Posted: at 27-08-2011 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "tmaxdon") tmaxdon at 27-08-2011 07:11 PM (12 years ago) (m) I'm afraid to tell you that this joke has been posted before... | Posted: at 27-08-2011 07:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 27-08-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago) (m) posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 27-08-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Nzetheo") Nzetheo at 27-08-2011 09:30 PM (12 years ago) (m) Posted b4 b4 b4 | Posted: at 27-08-2011 09:30 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Nzetheo") Nzetheo at 27-08-2011 09:36 PM (12 years ago) (m) Posted b4 b4 b4 | Posted: at 27-08-2011 09:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Bomber") Bomber at 27-08-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) (m) ok
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant. | Posted: at 27-08-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "lakesy09") lakesy09 at 28-08-2011 05:23 AM (12 years ago) (m) nt funy joor | Posted: at 28-08-2011 05:23 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "ochi2sky") ochi2sky at 28-08-2011 10:13 AM (12 years ago) (m) e don tea
Success is inversly proportional to the difference between what u say and what u do... | Posted: at 28-08-2011 10:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Omilim") Omilim at 28-08-2011 10:24 AM (12 years ago) (f) | Posted: at 28-08-2011 10:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "johniykon") johniykon at 29-08-2011 10:44 AM (12 years ago) (m) guys can write posted b4!!! lyk sey dem b bad belle. anyway na posted b4 sha | Posted: at 29-08-2011 10:44 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 29-08-2011 11:48 AM (12 years ago) (m) pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 29-08-2011 11:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Ak33m") Ak33m at 29-08-2011 07:08 PM (12 years ago) (m) wetin I do dis feofle po hia. wu ask yo opiniun po hia ip na postad be po be po wu ask u. dan sha sha | Posted: at 29-08-2011 07:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "johniykon") johniykon at 29-08-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago) (m) hahahahahaahahahahh. @ hakeem ao far where re u @. tro ur control no 4 me. lemme flash u. lol hausa man | Posted: at 29-08-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 29-08-2011 08:21 PM (12 years ago) (m) wetin I do dis feofle po hia. wu ask yo opiniun po hia
ip na postad be po be po wu ask u. dan sha sha
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "johniykon") johniykon at 29-08-2011 08:23 PM (12 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:23 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 29-08-2011 08:54 PM (12 years ago) (m) see ass oooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "johniykon") johniykon at 31-08-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) (m) kai!!! respect ur self abeg!! dont u know is a sin to luk at a naked woman???   | Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Ak33m") Ak33m at 31-08-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago) (m) | Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 31-08-2011 11:54 AM (12 years ago) (m) huh? u dey cry and u dey laff the same time? na pure madness be htis oo
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:54 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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