prostitute and, for obvious
reasons, kept it a secret from
her
Grandma. One day, the police
raided a brothel and arrested a
group of prostitutes, including
the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed
to line up in a straight line on
the
sidewalk. Well, who should be
walking in the neighborhood,
but little old Grandma. The
young
girl became frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed
her young granddaughter and
asked curiously, "What are you
lining up for dear?" Not willing
to
let grandma in on her secret,
the
young girl said that some
people
were giving out free oranges
and that she was lining up for
some. "Mmmm, sounds lovely,"
said
Grandma, "I think I'll have some
myself," she continued as she
made her way to the back of
the
line. A police officer made his
way down the line, questioning
all of the prostitutes. When he
got to Grandma at the end of
the
line, he was bewildered. "But,
you're so old, how do you do
it?"
Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite
easy sonny, I just remove my
dentures and suck 'em dry."
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