There were four guys going on a road trip and they were driving through the desert. While they were driving the car broke down and they needed to jump start the car. They saw a farm in the distance down the road and so they walked to the farm. As they got near the front door a old man jumps out pointing a shotgun at them saying" what are you doing here on my property" they say" our car broke down and we need to jump start it" the old man laughs and says" if you want to survive run to the back and get the first fruit you see and come back, you got 20 seconds and don't even think about running away okay GO!" they ran to the back and got fruits. One guy comes back with a apple and the old man tells him to take of his pants and he will stuff the fruit up him ******* and if he laughs he will shoot him. he laughs and the man shoots him. Next guy come with a cucumber and the old man says" i said fruit" and shoots him too. The next guy comes with a cherry and the old man says if he laughs when he stuffs the fruit up his ass he will kill him. He laughs and the old man kills him. In heaven the three of them talk about why they laughed, they noticed that the forth guy had survived and the last guy was still laughing. They asked him " Why are you still laughing?" " Because i saw him running up with a watermelon!". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was these 3 guys. They were named Shutup, Manners and Poop. Manners was picking up Poop from school. Shutup got pulled over by a cop. The cop says "Whats your name sir?" "Shutup." "Whats your name?" "Shutup." "Whats your name?" "Shutup." "Wheres your manners boy?" "Over there picking up poop."
Posted: at 5-09-2011 10:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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