YOU ARE NEXT...

A young yoruba woman was distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in their matrimonial bed with a beautiful woman. She quickly grab the gun and put it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the woman responds to the husband, shut up, shut up... You are next!

Posted: at 31-12-2008 10:30 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Madam how near? If you are looking for someone to break your ribs for you, all you need is jump from 3 storey building. Savvy? Anyways, Happy new year to you too.

Posted: at 31-12-2008 02:28 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

why are you angry? ...it's all fun okay.. never meant to hurt you.

Posted: at 31-12-2008 03:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lol... You never meant to hurt me? Ha ha ha. You sound as if you are talking to your boyfriend you are about to break up with. Trust me, your comment is like water under the bridge.

Posted: at 31-12-2008 09:49 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

u dis boy, u still dey pass 4 new year

Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i hope say no be river niger he dey enter

Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

toks talk now.....u know hear say them say make our only oyin.....jump 4 3 storey building and u they their silent.......

Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u mean am this person way i dey see sooo way put cap 4 head like person way dey carry eyo....4 lagos.....

Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

e no funny,but i manage shine teeth.

Posted: at 9-01-2009 04:50 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

:-XLeave that guy, e dey confuse.

Posted: at 9-01-2009 05:03 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming