Panis

Date: 07-09-2011 11:22 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Megaoneplusone
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- at 7-09-2011 11:22 PM (12 years ago)
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A Pickle, a cucumber & a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said when i get big & hard they chop me up & toss me in a salad.

The pickle said when i get big & hard they chop me & drown me in vinegar. The penis said that is nothing compared to what i'm going

through, when i get big & hard they put a plastic bag over my head & put me in a dark damp cave & bang my head against the walls until

i throw up and faint........

Posted: at 7-09-2011 11:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kingsleyd at 8-09-2011 11:05 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 11:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precious44 at 8-09-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago)
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what is the meaning of this?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 8-09-2011 11:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Is that ur final Question?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 11:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 8-09-2011 12:20 PM (12 years ago)
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ask ram ooo
Posted: at 8-09-2011 12:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bolaolag at 8-09-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago)
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no spoil me o Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Monsol at 8-09-2011 03:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bolaolag on  8-09-2011 03:31 PM
no spoil me o Smiley Smiley
Hehehehehe
u wey don rotten pass tomatoe before u enter belle sef.
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:49 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Annholt at 8-09-2011 03:54 PM (12 years ago)
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old.
Posted: at 8-09-2011 03:54 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sandra-marbel at 8-09-2011 04:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-09-2011 04:34 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 8-09-2011 06:15 PM (12 years ago)
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A castrated man is being charged for molesting a 93 yrs old woman . Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 06:15 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 8-09-2011 06:36 PM (12 years ago)
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monsol, is that suppose to be a joke? Huh?
Posted: at 8-09-2011 06:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 4kasibe247 at 8-09-2011 07:48 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-09-2011 07:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 8-09-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago)
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dis is not porn forum....poster
Posted: at 8-09-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 8-09-2011 08:26 PM (12 years ago)
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i wonder ooo
Posted: at 8-09-2011 08:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bolaolag at 8-09-2011 08:28 PM (12 years ago)
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abi o
Posted: at 8-09-2011 08:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 8-09-2011 09:59 PM (12 years ago)
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see pple wey no dey gree to repent na dem full hia wit dia unrepentant leader poster
Posted: at 8-09-2011 09:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 9-09-2011 07:11 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-09-2011 07:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 9-09-2011 07:11 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 9-09-2011 07:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 9-09-2011 07:11 AM (12 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 9-09-2011 07:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 9-09-2011 07:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on  8-09-2011 08:09 PM
dis is not porn forum....poster

really? but why porn star like you dey here? na you dey confuse me
Posted: at 9-09-2011 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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