free drinks for everyone!

Date: 09-09-2011 10:59 am (13 years ago) | Author: famuyiwa oluwatosin raphael
- at 9-09-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago)
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One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

Posted: at 9-09-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- jeffrey4u at 9-09-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe
gud one there
Posted: at 9-09-2011 07:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 9-09-2011 07:48 PM (13 years ago)
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hehe gud 1
Posted: at 9-09-2011 07:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mixbrown at 9-09-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin nice one. Free drinks for everyone Grin
Posted: at 9-09-2011 07:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 10-09-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago)
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yes ooo
Posted: at 10-09-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bolaolag at 10-09-2011 06:06 PM (13 years ago)
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gud1 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-09-2011 06:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 10-09-2011 06:52 PM (13 years ago)
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ℓ☺ℓ seen b4
Posted: at 10-09-2011 06:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mixbrown at 10-09-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 10-09-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Grinblud at 11-09-2011 03:50 AM (13 years ago)
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drinks on me except d poster...loll
Posted: at 11-09-2011 03:50 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 11-09-2011 05:27 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-09-2011 05:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 11-09-2011 09:28 PM (13 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 11-09-2011 09:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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