THE SMARTEST CHOICE

Date: 01-01-2009 9:04 am (15 years ago) | Author: Abang Edward
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- at 1-01-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago)
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There was a man who had 3 girlfriends but don't know which one to marry. He was confused, so he decided to give each one $2000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, and tells the man, "i spent the money to look pretty for you because i love you so much"
The second one went out and bought a new cell phone, an ipod  and lots of T-shirt and gave it to the man. She said, " i bought this gifts for you because i love you so much" The third one takes the $2000 and invest it in the stock market, doubles her investments, returns the $2000 to the man and reinvest the rest. She said, "i am reinvesting the rest for our future because i love you so much." The man thought long and hard about how the women spent the money . Finally, being the man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest Bosom s.

Posted: at 1-01-2009 09:04 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 1-01-2009 12:53 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4.... Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 1-01-2009 12:53 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Edwizzie at 1-01-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago)
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And so?
Posted: at 1-01-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 2-01-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago)
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na fight we dey fight??



take am eeezy

Posted: at 2-01-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Edwizzie at 2-01-2009 05:04 AM (15 years ago)
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?
Posted: at 2-01-2009 05:04 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 2-01-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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its cool sha
Posted: at 2-01-2009 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 6-01-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  2-01-2009 01:17 AM
na fight we dey fight??



take am eeezy
who is fighting with you?Eh! Mr nailapals. Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-01-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fez_566 at 6-01-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Whaooooo
Posted: at 6-01-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 6-01-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 6-01-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 6-01-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-01-2009 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 7-01-2009 10:01 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  6-01-2009 04:04 PM
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thanks for telling me, mr moderator.
Posted: at 7-01-2009 10:01 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 7-01-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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Funnie, seen b4 but still funnie!

No mind dem, dem no wan change for New year!

Ok, bring in new jokes, for were...?

Posted: at 7-01-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 7-01-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-01-2009 11:16 AM
Funnie, seen b4 but still funnie!

No mind dem, dem no wan change for New year!

Ok, bring in new jokes, for were...?
thanks man
Posted: at 7-01-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 7-01-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Edwizzie on  7-01-2009 10:01 AM
Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  6-01-2009 04:04 PM
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thanks for telling me, mr moderator.
Bros, abeg, take am easy, nobody dey fight with you for here.

Posted: at 7-01-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- husyer2 at 7-01-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago)
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forum wan turn to fighting ground?
Posted: at 7-01-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 7-01-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Na who dey fight for here ?
Posted: at 7-01-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Donmicheal at 7-01-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago)
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NA WATIN CONSIN YOU NOW
Posted: at 7-01-2009 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 7-01-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: husyer2 on  7-01-2009 04:37 PM
forum wan turn to fighting ground?
I no know oooooh!

Posted: at 7-01-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 7-01-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on  2-01-2009 09:41 AM
its cool sha
thanks man
Posted: at 7-01-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-01-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago)
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lol..... make una no fight oooooo toks this people go still punch u 4 that ur mouth way run like na this site them born u....i beleive say if the guy see u in go punch u........u no see as in say.....soooooooooo con put ? mark so.....dey careful oooooo i beg.
Posted: at 7-01-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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