in the family closet

Date: 12-09-2011 4:19 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Nikki Nikki
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- at 12-09-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...''
The mother interupts him. ''Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!''
When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says ''I'm leaving you.''
The father, bewildered, slowly asks ''Why!?! What did I do??''
The mother turns to Jonny and says '' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!''
''I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.''

Posted: at 12-09-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Chiluvsky at 12-09-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha
Posted: at 12-09-2011 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-09-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 12-09-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abubakarzain at 12-09-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago)
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nawawoooo!
Posted: at 12-09-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 12-09-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-09-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 12-09-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago)
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laugh wan kill me 4 here
Posted: at 12-09-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 12-09-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 12-09-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 12-09-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago)
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bad belle pickin
Posted: at 12-09-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mixbrown at 12-09-2011 07:25 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 12-09-2011 07:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 13-09-2011 05:51 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahaha husband and wife same same
Posted: at 13-09-2011 05:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 13-09-2011 05:58 AM (13 years ago)
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tit 4 tat
Posted: at 13-09-2011 05:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abubakarzain at 13-09-2011 05:59 AM (13 years ago)
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50-50
Posted: at 13-09-2011 05:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 13-09-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago)
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laugh wan comot my trouser oooooooooooo
Posted: at 13-09-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abubakarzain at 13-09-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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ask him
Posted: at 13-09-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precita at 13-09-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago)
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dats was a gr8 mistake. lol
Posted: at 13-09-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 13-09-2011 10:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 13-09-2011 10:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nkbabyf at 15-09-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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ask am for me abeg
Posted: at 15-09-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 15-09-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 15-09-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mixbrown at 15-09-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago)
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general n his assistant ve spark Cheesy
Posted: at 15-09-2011 07:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bolaolag at 15-09-2011 09:21 PM (13 years ago)
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chei see wahala Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-09-2011 09:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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