Nzetheo.. Sizin 1.

1) A guy kissed a gal nd a rice grain ended up in his mouth. D gals asked "bet u don't kno wat i cooked 2day" ??

 I knew dat one naa.it's Rice!!...d guy replied.

 Noo!! i cooked rice 2days back!!  .


2) There's a jew ,an igbo guy nd a beautiful lady 4rm Egypt sittin next 2 each other in a train.D train goes tru a tunnel nd everytin get dark.Suddenley,there is a kissing sound nd then a slap!! (no laf oo!)

D train comes off  d tunnel,d igbo guy nd d Egyptian lady r sittin there lookin puzzled.d jewish guy bend down holdin his cheek(apparently slapped)

D jew guy is thinkin " oh!! Dis igbo guy must hv tried 2 kiss dis lady,she tot it ws me nd slapped me"

D lady thinkin " Dis jew must hv moved 2 kiss me nd kissed d igbo instead nd got a slap.ouch!!

D igbo  thinkin.." if d train goes 2 anoda tunnel again,i wil make anoda kissin sound nd slap d jew again!!  .

3) Baba God,u no dey drink beer but u are d most HigH!! ......... Noni

Posted: at 14-09-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

theo don crase oo

Posted: at 14-09-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmer

Posted: at 14-09-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

na who be one eye

make you no let me slap you those yeye teeth commot for ur mouth

Posted: at 14-09-2011 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

huhuhuhu

Posted: at 14-09-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u be

Posted: at 14-09-2011 03:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

wetin?

Posted: at 14-09-2011 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

roll am well , e go soon fall off

Posted: at 14-09-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 14-09-2011 04:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 14-09-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero